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I think Ralph booked the white witch and we lost Glasgow, Batman and Cabbage. It’s turned us around overnight.

Pretty sure Bertie did a “we’re not worthy” gesture after JWPs second

Andy Townsend jizzing himself over Saints and JWP on DAZN. Nice, considering he was also a Villa player.

Perfect player to score this milestone goal. What division are the blue few in anyway?

And we had a legitimate goal ruled out too. What a half. Incredible. When we are all complaining and demoralized at Saints losing games without getting a shot on target, we see games like these. That’s why we put up with those lean spells. Amazing.

Not many can get it up, over and down from there. What a player we have here! Gone unnoticed for years, so happy for him, he worked so hard to improve in so many areas to be this player. Only sad part is that the vultures are probably circling now,

Should we start calling him Le JWP?

Edge of the box. That is utterly world class.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Yesssssssss!!!

JWP range...

Surely a red, we’d have been clean through.

Wtf was that hand ball. Lol

Begs the question, does Targett just have a ‘mare against us or is it a common occurrence?

That free kick was absolutely gorgeous by JWP. Perfectly struck. Commentators pretty blasé about it, had it been Grealish or Barkley they’d have jizzed themselves.

Next week, can a mod lock the build up so I don’t get stranded again? I know, I should have kept checking for a match thread but I’m still having my first coffee.

Thanks Trousers. Was like Billy no mates posting in the build up. *clears throat* Gooaaaaaaalllll!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

In JWP range...

Villa players love to go to ground and embellish. Last week they waxed lyrical about Everton and saw what a cynical dirty team they are. Flavour of the week is now diving Villa...

Guess they don’t blow up for head injuries anymore, they wait for a Grealish embellishment instead...

That’s a vestergoaaaaaal! Gerrin!

They had the lines all drawn, Che was on (did he even touch it?) then they moved the red line closer to the goal and said offside but the line was level with his forearm. Nonsense.

We have to be a bit more careful about that first ball out from the back, they are reading it and pouncing on it.

Was a foul but a massive dive gets JWP a yellow.

That’s what I thought too.