OttawaSaint

****ed away 2pts at Arsenal, ****ed away at least 1 here. Both teams were for the taking. So Saintly...

Why do our goalies parry it out like that. Round the post mate!

Did we put Gunn in? Ffs. Thrown away.

One of those games where when one team wins it the analysts go on about that that team wanted it more. We look like the team that wants it more. Can we do it!

We’re giving it a good go.

The time added on for their injured player...

Bah, good idea JWP, wrong side of post.

Ohhh Bertie wtf?!?!

This is where all the stoppage time is coming from. We all know what’s coming...

I hate Andy Carroll so much. Only ever performs against Saints, he’ll be injured next match and out until we play them again.

All from a total bonehead play by Cedric, wtf was he doing trying to bicycle kick a clearance. ****!

There it is. Carroll to Shelvy. Fuuuckkkkk

Equalizer seems inevitable, getting shaky at the back.

**** we’re an absolute shambles all of a sudden.

****ing McCarthy coming out and missing it, underwear change there...

Internet back up in Glasgow.

Oh no. Carroll coming on. ****!

Djenepo should have scored there, headed wide.

Internet is down in Glasgow. Some dinlo tried to microwave his can of beans...

Danny Ings!!! Kiss my face!!!!

Living dangerously...

Just make sure and close down Dr Evil eh?

DAZN showing a highlights package of Shearer goals at half time. All Blackburn and Newcastle. Like, umm, he played for both the teams you are showing today. Lazy, lazy research. Coulda had some Shearer Saints goals in there.

Yep, injured him too.

Too bad Redmond’s first chance didn’t fall to Ings, he’d have drawn out the keeper and scored. Redmond low on confidence just hit it and hoped it’d go in.