OttawaSaint

Please...please let Stewart be a lethal finisher, Lallana be back to his vintage best and Cornet be completely revitalised and a nightmare to play against...please...anything.

Quadruple sub. Stewart, Fraser, Lallana, Cornet.

Looks like it. Going through the motions. Clearance there, not out, not into space but right to Rashford. We need to smarten up in a hurry.

Ugu just gave up on tracking Fernades there. Blowing out of his ass.

Dibling best player by a mile (honorable mention to Ramsdale). I don't like BBD at all. He's beyond terrible.

We're not at the races in this 2nd half. RM is sticking on 2-0.

We've either not brought in good enough replacements (Hoedt, Caleta Car, etc.) or the better ones were made of glass or had other problems (Salisu, ABK)

I gave Bednarek a pass because he did well in the champ but for him to still be in there, after all that Yanny stuff when he came back from Villa, the comical own goal vs Wolves and then all his comedy defending that saw us relegated. Madness.

Despite all our possession 4 shots on target and 2 of those were the weak pen and subsequent weak header follow up.

Yep. People can say unlucky but it ain't. Piss poor penalty. Piss poor defending.

That penalty was so important not to miss. Score there and Utd, a team in disarray may have crumbled. 2-0 up now and utterly comfortable. Archer looked scared. You could tell he'd miss. If that's the case, turn around and hand the ball to someone who's feeling it. 4 games, looking like 4 defeats, 1 goal, bottom of the league. We can't afford stuff like this!

Our defence is as weak as piss.

Commentator: Rashford not scored for 12 games. Check. Onana has never saved an EPL penalty. Check. Anyone else in need of breaking a duck? Roll up roll up!

Miss chances. Fall asleep...game over.

Ugh Downes, just belt it! Nearly 2-0 down.

How Saintsy. All over them, should be comfortably ahead. Now losing.

He didn't som he should have given the ball to someone else.

We just can't seem to catch a break. Fucking hell.

Hopeless penalty. Fuck off!

Inside the box? Looked to be.

Penalty!!!

That has to go in. Free header.

A bit slow and lumbering.

Playing great so far but I fear we need to score soon or Utd will get one and it'll be over for us.

Will Smallbone didn't even make the bench. That's gotta hurt.