OttawaSaint

Why are our players so unfit?

FFS, Manning too eager.

Phew, we're lucky they didn't pass there.

Good move, just wide by Archer. Better.

For a team that are told to pass a lot and probably pass it a lot in training...fuck we're bad at it. Playing in red lads...red!

That's head height for him so you can see why he's confused.

Tell you what, shampooed the car the other day. Fuck she looks good.

Shit, I thought he meant hairstyle...

Shit free kick.

That should be a red card no? Reckless and high, studs up.

Just imagine how good we'd be if we tried the exact opposite of what we are doing. No fannying around, quick, direct, decisive attacks, shoot when we see an opening.

Would love us to play direct and at pace like Everton are doing right now.

Ffs! Hit it Fernandes!

Shit performance so far. Dull as a butter knife.

Fannying around in box watch: 1

Ref doesn't give fouls?

Fernandes and Lallana linking up well.

RM: thought I told those pricks no going into the final 3rd of the pitch.

Oh come on ref. Don't start this shit! Clear foul on Fernandes.

I'm sure there will be a stream of liquid shit from RMs mouth.

Martin keeps the front door locked...

If Gio is wavering then RM must be even worse than we thought!

Feel like I'm in the dentist's waiting room. Hoping for the best but knowing this is going to be unpleasant. The only difference is my dentist is a French Canadian hottie and RM is a bearded twat.

We march on!

Oh please let this be true.