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Yellow for Baldrick for whining that his boyfriend got a red card. "But he's the first on my teamsheet, we mould the tactics around him...what am I going to do now?!?!".

Captain Jack, directly fault for 5/7 goals and a straight red. Great choice Russy boy, you useless beardy cunt!

Bye Jack! Horror tackle. Pillock.

Yep. We looked good.

I wonder if Cornet is a big fan of Sulemana...

I'm kinda bored.

RM. We've got the 0-2 lads, moral victory...brave! Sit backn and shut it down.

That's why the penalty was so crucial. Score and they fold. Now they are just seeing out the game as comfortable as fuck.

About as effective as a toddler "helping" with the dishes...

Most action we've seen from Saints this half had been the quad sub and that was a bit of an uncoordinated shambles too.

Please...please let Stewart be a lethal finisher, Lallana be back to his vintage best and Cornet be completely revitalised and a nightmare to play against...please...anything.

Quadruple sub. Stewart, Fraser, Lallana, Cornet.

Looks like it. Going through the motions. Clearance there, not out, not into space but right to Rashford. We need to smarten up in a hurry.

Ugu just gave up on tracking Fernades there. Blowing out of his ass.

Dibling best player by a mile (honorable mention to Ramsdale). I don't like BBD at all. He's beyond terrible.

We're not at the races in this 2nd half. RM is sticking on 2-0.

We've either not brought in good enough replacements (Hoedt, Caleta Car, etc.) or the better ones were made of glass or had other problems (Salisu, ABK)

I gave Bednarek a pass because he did well in the champ but for him to still be in there, after all that Yanny stuff when he came back from Villa, the comical own goal vs Wolves and then all his comedy defending that saw us relegated. Madness.

Despite all our possession 4 shots on target and 2 of those were the weak pen and subsequent weak header follow up.

Yep. People can say unlucky but it ain't. Piss poor penalty. Piss poor defending.

That penalty was so important not to miss. Score there and Utd, a team in disarray may have crumbled. 2-0 up now and utterly comfortable. Archer looked scared. You could tell he'd miss. If that's the case, turn around and hand the ball to someone who's feeling it. 4 games, looking like 4 defeats, 1 goal, bottom of the league. We can't afford stuff like this!

Our defence is as weak as piss.

Commentator: Rashford not scored for 12 games. Check. Onana has never saved an EPL penalty. Check. Anyone else in need of breaking a duck? Roll up roll up!

Miss chances. Fall asleep...game over.

Ugh Downes, just belt it! Nearly 2-0 down.