OttawaSaint

Arrrggghhhh. Cedric had it on his right foot, a shot or cross would have been very dangerous there.

Valery with the Cedders special.

****, wasn’t a kidney I sold. I might not make it lads.

No one offers anything on throw ins. Move ffs!

I think Cedric played him onside. Phew!

Bednarek has put in a bloody good shift tonight. Considering the yellow that was a magnificent block on Hazard.

Pile it all on lads, Meg has spoken. Just sold a kidney.

Phew. Offside.

Knowing our luck, scoring would be the worst thing we could do, would wake them up to go harder at us. I’d take a 0-0 right now.

Effing typical eh, play great against us then lay eggs vs BHA and Burnley.

Ugh right into the wall. Cedric upset he didn’t get to take, Redmond had to chat with him.

Gah. Need Bertie back. Cedders ruined the move by going back to right foot.

Hasn’t scored in years. Tries 30 yarder. Yeah, smart move...

Another **** throw in.

West Ham 1-0 down at home to BHA. ****s!

Wow Barkley. 8.5 from the Russian judge!

Longer this goes on the more I get the feeling they’ll get a goal with one lapse of concentration and all the hard work will have been for nothing.

Maybe a swarm of hoverflies, no sting...

Long will get into better areas than Ings but can’t finish. We have to hope that blind squirrel finds a nut or Redmond and Armstrong get to a rebound.

Long on for Ings.

I had 3-3 and 0-0, Deaney and not Deaney. Cashed out a couple of K just now. Might go for a golfing weekend with some lovely lads.

Throw ins terrible again. No one makes a run, finds Romeu but puts it out.

Red card for Huddersfield. Watford 2-0 at Bournemouth

Huddy 1-1 Burnley