OttawaSaint

Just imagine how good we'd be if we tried the exact opposite of what we are doing. No fannying around, quick, direct, decisive attacks, shoot when we see an opening.

Would love us to play direct and at pace like Everton are doing right now.

Ffs! Hit it Fernandes!

Shit performance so far. Dull as a butter knife.

Fannying around in box watch: 1

Ref doesn't give fouls?

Fernandes and Lallana linking up well.

RM: thought I told those pricks no going into the final 3rd of the pitch.

Oh come on ref. Don't start this shit! Clear foul on Fernandes.

I'm sure there will be a stream of liquid shit from RMs mouth.

Martin keeps the front door locked...

If Gio is wavering then RM must be even worse than we thought!

Feel like I'm in the dentist's waiting room. Hoping for the best but knowing this is going to be unpleasant. The only difference is my dentist is a French Canadian hottie and RM is a bearded twat.

We march on!

Oh please let this be true.

Bednarek and Stephens both loaned out last time. Bednarek was benched by Villa. They both came back and waltzed into the team. Crazy. That comical own goal vs Wolves by Bednarek should have been his last game for Saints, but here we are.

Not many of our players are fit. In Les' first match I saw him blowing out of his arse after half an hour but put that down to him getting up to speed. But he's still not fit. That's troubling.

He's probably been calling Lucy "Pep" all week...

Hopefully you made this lunch. Chef Russell Martin would have served up: Dry chicken with boiled potatoes, strawberry jam and microwaved Kraft slices on a housebrick attached to a piece of dental floss.

Yep.

Not sure, Manning is there. Could he put Manners at LM?

If he stays after this then the board are complicit in this shambles of a club. They clearly don't care about the football and survival.

That line up, given this is a "must win" match is uttery bewildering.

Jesus, just shows how toilet RM is.

He just fucking picks names out of a hat, squeezes them into a formation and then tells them to just pass it a lot. I've seen U14s coaches more pragmatic and savvy than that.