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For the playoffs I think I'll just rig the TV up so I can sit on the toilet during the games.

Great glancing header by Stephens...past Baz. I think Ron Atkinson used to call that "a little eyebrows".

Damn! I wish they wouldn't do that!

That Wolves miss from an inch out...ugghhh

Will be interesting to see just how we manage to fuck this up...

Yessssss!

Newcastle just beat Spurs 4-0 with just 27% possession. You listening Russ?

Yeah you're right but it just goes to show that a goal here or there can be crucial.

Now the top 3 are choking our fuckups vs Boro and Ipswich hurt so much more. We could have been right in it! Faaaak!

Yep, a few games left before playoffs and he's still dicking around, no idea who his best 11 are, who to play where, and how to change games with subs. Laughable.

Oh shit, what did the wife say?

I present to you Dr Che Adams...

Is this fucking serious? I coach U16s and knowing the style of play, formation, tendencies etc. of the oppo is paramount in our preparation for the game. U16s! But apparently not at pro level. Staggering!

Brave brave brave. Sick of it. Brave would be him getting his haircut and beard trim from Bazunu.

A few games left and Martin still doesn't A) know his best defence B) know how to organize a defence C) know how to stop trying to be oh such a clever nice hair neat bearded cunt

Fuck off Martin you choking twat!

This is precisely why we won't get past the playoff semis. We struggle so badly to close out meaningful games when we are well on top.

Yet again our defence is a fucking shambles.

Cocks!

Beds needs to come off if hurt. Nearly conceded there.

They were really poor today. Trouble is, Arsenal were too scared to really go for it. Made for a very boring game.

Arsenal and City are playing this really cagey. Not much flair play, a bit of a boring non event really.

Yep. Could see the line in the grass. Dunno why they zoomed in on each player too. Odd.

Lallana forget to take his slippers off?