For the purpose of the joke its
What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
You are all morons
Do you believe this technology will be used for good (cure things etc) or bad (a weapon)?
It will be the later as there is more money in this, i hope im proved wrong, i really do.
Evolution is rubbish, and always will be, its scientist not wanting to believe that God created the earth with his beard. I believe that creatures adapt to there environment, like chinese being short to avoid mass pollution in beijing etc.