Bearsy

woah who you calling fat stalker!

Can't wait to hear Koeman's views on Chelsea's exit from the Champions League, Matic's suspension, Chelsea's prospects of winning the Premier League, and Mourinho's haircut

Yet, if you enter the woods Of a summer evening late, When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools Where the bear whistles his mate And tracks her vaginal scent Across far-flung fields and broken brooks You will hear the beat of his ursine feet And the swish of a skirt in the dew, Steadily cantering through The misty solitudes, As though they perfectly knew The old lost road through the woods…. But there is no road through the woods, for where two hearts enter, but one can leave, with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty. She wanted none of the great bear's seed For his great bloody carcass was plenty.

The nice, friendly thread has always had Sinister Undertones. I feel the same way about Philip Schofield

Ponce around the penalty box not shooting, sling 100 crosses onto defender's heads, and get done on the Counter Attack

at least they died with a smile on their face

I reckon Lou is just bear-bating! She's prob wanting a bear-skin coat or something. I'd gallop down to Coxford with a boner, and limp home without a pelt.

That's how I like 'em, low self-esteem & slightly desperate! The classic bear combo!

ok ok but pls fowllyd don't puff up lou like that. It's taken bros weeks of insults and patronising to knock her down to acceptable level. We don't want her getting b.headed Again!

Yeah i like him. Top 5 Bears! 1. sy 2. Paedo 3. Yogi 4. Charmin' toilet 5. Pooh

Yeah. Sometimes I feel bad for birds that they always seem to get the slimy end of the dick, but what can you do? The other end is attached. It would be nice to redress the balance + Equality

no offence but non-avatar bros will prob not even be invited. You will be stuck at home looking after the Registers. I would suggest, get an Avatar. If you cannot afford an Avatar, one will be assigned to you from our Charity Bin (like I had to do with tokyos one time) but you will not like it (tokyos was of him being +bummed by bear. He did like it, but he wasn't sposed to )

make it +sex one. Avatars is v.important. I wouldn't get away with half the horrid things i say, if my Avatar didn't look so cheerful + innocent!

don't be dumb lou, the clue was in fowllyd's v.first proposition! when he referred to himself as "sophisticated"

eh? I meant i would be standing other side of room, singing GYTOFTL

fowllyd was being sarcastic ffs! he is Known for being Sarcastic! He's fowllyd - it's welsh word for sarcasm!

yeah tbf when we have the Big Saintsweb Swinging Party, and all throw our Avatars in a Hat, if I don't draw Lou, I will deffo be hoping for i.e. a pompeylass, rather than i.e. stevegrant

+1 when i'm debasing a bird in the most degrading way possible, it's all the more sweet if the head pressed to the kitchen table is full of Rampant Feminist Ideals. I mean, assuming it goes down that way. I spose it's equally possible that Rampant Feminist would Strap On, but I would be ok with that too

oh ok I spose I can lust a bit after the pompey lass too. Even, i.e., Smirking Saint, at a push. I just draw the line at Beltch

I am not helm! This is coxford-lou thread! And no-one is secretly lusting after her, we do it v.openly!

It is, tbf, bit grim

yeah i even took video of my off-cut pube hair. Amazing! [VINE]h9PBY0Z2DIz[/VINE]

woman with dirty mouth, means man with clean penis .............................................. - Martin Luther King Jr

Punctured! I was thinking of using Gilette Fusion, not 9" hunting knife!

I'm never been brave enough to try the wet-shave. Is it not Danger? Do you get knicks+cuts?