Bearsy

need more info pls! spare no detail!

+1 wake up blow job is best way to wake up! Even the worst wake-up bj i ever had, i still didn't ring police cos a bj is a bj, and my dad has always been pretty decent to me generally

I fucking hope not!

i still believe in you smirking

The bit where halfway through his flightplan EZY6747 got lost + started driving round in circles. Prob sun-blindness

i prob only do the Big Matches. I will do one for Man City last game of season and I will do one for Champions League group game vs Real Madrid tho deffo.

it prob started with a GYTOFTL. That's prob where she got the idea! The GYTOFTL brigade work on premise, that if you buy enough tickets, eventually you win lottery. Stands to reason!

everything went a bit weird & spooky. Even the local birdlife + insects was a bit wtf. Girl at work went in toilets & started crying. Another guy went on mad rampage & started smashing up photocopiers. The fire alarm started ringing, all on it's own. v.carnage.

Heard a little rumour that Burnley are shit & Saints should win this v.easily SAINTS 4-0 BURNLEY

I Don't Think That's True, If The Law Presume Innocent, How Come They Handcuff Me?

They should make it January. January is v.boring month

what if it's ur schoolteacher or ur babysitter or ur doctor? You might want to be Caution if your paediatrician is accused paedophile. I Would Want To Know.

ive got clear view in birmingham i mean at leasrt i did i;'ve ficked my eyues now

I was expecting to follow the link and find her wearing Clown Suit or something, but it seemed pretty normal clothes On other hand, it is true that Serious Bros get less leeway in how loud their suits can be. Hello I'd like to buy a suit pls. No problem Sir, what shade of grey would you like?

woah that's clever deano i printed it out and cut all the squares into little pieces + i was still struggle Dunno how hypo comes up with this stuff!

woah

i like hypo srsly! He's our straight shooter! He asks the Tough Questions!

such grass. JB just likes to think of women as men with v.small penises cos it helps him get off

woah

Completely clueless. Laughable really. fifa are pretty bad also

jb pls, sit down. Ur making a scene

wtf

yeah sorry bout that i will try more hard, or less hard, in future!

+1 i'm England and even i don't know why we put fish in kettles, unless, thinking about it, it's something to do with descaling?