Bearsy

I think hypo has got some but he wants more than face value.

I leave phone at home in daytime and parrot acts as answerphone taking messages. It seems a lot of people is calling me bout crackers #racist. In other news my new bird (not parrot, girl) was round the other night. She is lot of fun btw, totally off head! Anyway she excuses her self to bathroom and closes door and then I'm hearing really loud chicken noises! She's like buk-buk-BWAAAAARK! buk-buk-buk-BWAAAAAARK! She comes out and I'm like WTF was that? And she sort of lols and says "had my period". Have u heard that one before? I want to know if she is original or if she stole gag from Friends or whatever! I have pictures of bird on phone which are included in price.

wht yo ch'ttin bout?

I think there is one or two on here. Try Glasgow_Saint. He's unlicensed, but that is always best way for good deal.

That is known problem with the far inferior 21" model.

sorry tokyos

ssssh! you cost me sale!

Oh cheers! Sold then. I am glad u love it, is top quality phone. Only mild scarring on front screen from dried ejaculates.

What is "ebay"???

Like how tokyos uses tiny asian girl to make appear even more inches! He uses same tactic with his knob.

Here is a picture of parrot using nexus phone. Who is pretty boy then!

I've been using this phone as a burner and I've got to get rid quick. Hence price. Details of phone: https://play.google.com/store/devices/details/Nexus_4_16GB?id=nexus_4_16gb&hl=en_GB Excellent phone. Post ur number and I will call you so you can appreciate sound quality.

Seems a good deal. I've seen lesser models advertised for more. What sort of things can I watch on this monitor?

If I was England Manager this would be my pecking order for strikers: 1) Rooney 2) Defoe 3) Lambert 4) Welbeck 5) Walcott 6) Sturridge I've literally never seen Hooper play tho, he might be good. Also I may be bias!

This bit don't sound right to me! I've smelt some smells down there, but i don't generally mention it let alone be like "oh babes that smells a bit off, we better go down hospital get doctors have a sniff."

Wouldn't it be cheaper to get smaller fans? I'm thinking children, asians and chimps. Probs this is why we signed Tadanari + Yoshidas.

Has he been on to you too? I also have Jeff Le Taxi, MLG and Turkish all desperate to get in A Team!

I'm wondering where is the money coming from and are they expecting to get it back.

Is pap not gonna be Hannibal then or what? He is first choice cos of his planning skills and love of cigars but i have several other applicants on pm!

Not even for Champions League semi-final?

v.interesting! Don't listen to the next 10 pages calling you deluded or whatever, i appreciate the infos!

Is they actually telling people that on the SMS tour daz?

It's a matter of perspection. Bum rape is ok if ur on the right end of it. Spitting too i spose.

Don't you feel bad bout mugging off the artists tho Delldays? I don't mind paying a little bit to watch stuff, £5.99 per month don't seem that bad.