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How To Troll Ur Chairman Gillingham boss Martin Allen left a phone message for his chairman Paul Scally about a Premier League club making an offer for one of their players. "Mr Scally called my mobile 1.7 seconds later asking who it was and which club it was? I let him know it was from Lewes (Ryman Premier). The phone line went dead and I must say I laughed and laughed and laughed."

Big mistake for forest, he's a blinding player etc. I wonder if he got home ok. Hope he weren't driving.

It's called a front sweeper dumbass, as you would know if you'd coached at a decent level.

Robin.

It's a good shout. If not we should look to get someone in when the loan window opens.

Apparently! I sometimes buy the Sun newspaper but i only really look at the boobs, the football and lol at the dear deidre. Is beyonce sucking off tony blair or something? (Is blair still president?)

oh nothing.

Hi I don't get that beyonce one is it current affairs? I don't really get the portsmouth one either, is they actually offering cleaning services?

Dude no-one has accidentally spelt it Atkins in over 2 years. We're all doing it on purpose cos it's mega lols! Hahaha! Catch up yeah ur embarrassing urself.

It's a tax dodge. With massive tax write-off from charity donation DB7 LTD won't have to pay UK taxes on all their lovely sponsorship deals. Source: I just made that up. Feel free to spread malicious rumours on twitter tho!

Lot of his yellows is cheeky fouls to prevent a counter attack. They're important bookings to get so carry on Morgan!

Nobody has conceded more goals at home than Wigan, nobody has conceded more goals away than us. Should be good game! Edit: 0-0 at 12/1 looks tempting

What is wrong with you?

I like it! It's good drama! I don't give a fvvck if it inconveniences clubs & players!

I had a good lol at Harry hanging Odemwhinger out to dry this morning, "I don't know why he done that, what a very silly boy." Nothing to do with you tapping him up brah?

i heard a theory that Cortese sacked Atkins cos he thought he could get a better manager. I dismissed it out of hand, i don't know where people come up with this stuff!

i don't just want to look at boobies tho! i want to show pictures of boobies to my saintsweb mates so we can discuss how nice they is/isn't

Hi spuds i know you're busy trolling justmikes and sorry to interrupt but I've been thinking bout this and porn is if you'd minimise screen when ur mum walks in.

cheers dave

Might go watch the game as it's up this way. Reckon they'll start?

He's quite dreamy tho, like a more buff messi.

No surprise he's frozen out. Put shirt on! It's winter!

Eric is gonna be bummed! Or not as it turns out.

Samba just happens to look about 40 innit. They actually was saying on the radio that Samba took paycut to come play for QPR. They didn't have no details tho...