Bearsy

Apparently i went to north pole. Here's a tester: without checking back, try and remember what this thread is sposed to be about! How come all muppet show threads end up with me getting bummed?

Dunno what's more disturbing, the sight of bletch with his shirt off or the fact that you've got photos of bletch with his shirt off.

:shrug: I've come this far...

Surprised to learn that Old Trafford is mythical. Pretty sure I've been there!

I mean it got lot bigger, but that's pretty normal right?

Of course not! I think you said ur waiting till he's dead, if i'm reading ur posts correctly.

hi pap what is her name and do u have pictures pls

she told me it was large bean

Erm her name is LADY gaga tokyos. She would hardly call herself LADY gaga if she was dude, she would call herself MR gaga. Also can you please make sure you don't go into this thread and have any lols cos Jeff Le Taxi is already pretty mad bout people like JB lolling on him. Thx. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?42792-Nexus-4-16-gb-sealed-and-unopened-%A3350

You know it! The Rihanna thing was wrong tho, I think it was my fault I was probably hangover. It was actually Lady Gaga perfume that she claimed to be wearing that turned out to be the rancid stench of spermicidal fanny gel. Details is important!

He sounds cool! Not me tho i never heard loyal saints forum. I never done Saints Forever forums either. I like how the forum name turned out to be wassiname tho! Ironic.

Oh is laminate post op transexual unable to grow bush cos of scarring and plastic reconstruction? That makes sense.

I really wouldn't use it to be mean to anyone! I just want to see a little thing next to my name saying how many reputations I've got. It would give me a feeling of self-worth!

Sure! Tokyos is my bottom b!tch tho, long as you don't mind respecting the hierachy yeah? If you need anything, new purse, earings, whatever, you have to go through tokyos.

Hi bob! I don't think we're same page. There has been a lot of confusion on this thread so as forum moderator I'm providing glossary of terms: Bathroom = Vagina Tiled = Shaven Carpet = Bush Laminate = wtf?

wtf!!!

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Although fully tiled is certainly more fashionable i wouldn't like to call it my preference cos i don't want to be like those dudes who prefer "new build" bathrooms! But also a full deep pile carpet is pretty bad. What I'm saying, is how bout some middle ground yeah?

Oh hold on you know "tiles or carpet in the bathroom"... is this euphemisms? Edit: Apparently yes!

Dunno most often she closes the door and it's hard to tell just from listening cos old folks trickle.

In my nan's house she has this p!ss mat thing which is like a bit of carpet what goes just round the toilet bowl. I think the idea is to collect up stray pee in the carpet fibres - I never seen one anywhere else tho! I think she just puts it down for when i come round

I've never been that fond of Solitaire and I think the Pinball is overated. Minesweeper is quite good tho. I'm also really good at Hearts! I actually competed Hearts cos what I done was get it so that I had all the cards (the hearts plus the Jack o spades) 4 times in a row so cos everyone else gets 26 points I completed game in 4 hands without incurring single heart! It was a pretty sweet moment in my life!

Dunno bout his new avatar either. Saint Charlie needs to do one of his threads where it's like Ian Brown - Legendary Front Man and Musical Visionary OR Chimp Faced Helmet Haired Flat Singing C*nt

I've had second thoughts bout this being muppet shows, cos cocks mostly post on main board. We get more dicks in here! You also get pussies in arts forum and twaats in the lounge.