Bearsy

The paralegal bit gives me warm feeling in my pants Edit:

I ain't got no nuts anymore, they retracted inside my body when i saw certain picture in Muppet Shows this morning!

Fair enough. Good to see you supporting new manager!

****ing hell. That proper turned my stomach!

Mods can we get poll? Pinnochio cos he's Cortese's puppet, Pocahontas cos he's suffering xenophobias or Pistachio cos he's nuts?

Can we get some agreement on his name? I was originally Pinnochio but now I'm starting to prefer Pocahontas. I also like Pistachio.

I was feeling really proud bout the Saints before yesterday. I was invested with Adkins he was like a hero, and I'm still mad that Cortese f*cked my hero in the arse. Yesterday I felt the same as Partridge Saint like I don't give a f*ck bout Southampton no more, but today I feel a little bit better. Probably by Monday I'll probably be back to getting behind the club. I'm fickle like that!

lol

Getting closer! Was that nip? Is Bearsy over the line!

That was just tester! Mods? Any mods here? All busy fire-fighting main boards yeah? Ok

I'm gonna post some porn!

Lovin it on the main board at the moment! Cos of the sheer volume of registered offenders swearing and abusing the mods is completely unable to cope with infractions or find time to delete off-topic posts! It's like open house we can say what the fvvck we want! God bless Cortese!

His name was Atkins dude

Big John is not a practising homosexual. I'm not being flippant, that's what he said when I investigated gays. Also he told me off for calling him "BJ"

That article rather gives the case for the Cortese defence innit. Straight from the St. Mary's press office that.

He stands at nearly 5 foot 3 Nicky, Nicky Biggest twaat in the premier league Nicky, Nicky He lost his spoon, we took the p1s$ He had a spat with Matt Le Tiss Nicola Cortese Southampton's sack machine

Our new manager's namesake Pocahontas (poss. some relation?) also suffered xenophobias at the hands of Capt. John Smith and what she done is sing him a song bout the beauty and importance of wind and after that they is cool.

Fortunately for Pinnocchio Cortese is on record saying that "We recognise that frequent changes to the football management are unlikely to assist in the winning of trophies and promotions" Edit: FFS

I was reading something bout when the team's form was bad he he went looking for black virgins, cos they is lucky apparently. I'm not even jokes! Edit: It was in here http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jan/18/southampton-mauricio-pochettino?CMP=twt_gu

v.easy to tell if he's lying.

So how will the Cortese / Pinnochio management team operate? Something like this?

Pinocchio is Cortese's puppet.

He's a creeping c*nt negotiatiing with Cortese behind Adkins back about stealing his job. Don't these things usually happen with the current manager getting sacked first so everyone can pretend they went about it honourably? I don't remember the last time a sacking and appointment was in the same f*cking press release.

I'm going on strike. I no longer give a f*ck bout Southampton and Cortese can go f*ck himself. I may be back in a few weeks. I may not.