Bearsy

I'd prob have tomkins over jack cork cos while they are otherwise identical in every respect, tomkins has advantage of being taller.

Premier Inn has to be cheap cos Lenny Henry has personally cracked one off in every bed.

Shut up tokyos, krakens already ended this debate.

Edit: forgetit, kraken says it don't matter and i always listen to krakens!

Hi I could use some more informations bout this please! In other news I think human race may not survive gun restrictions, in the event of alien invasion or robotic uprising or zombie apocalypse.

I ain't seen it. I ain't particularly inclined to see it, I dunno much about it but it's mostly the title what puts me off. They should of called it Les Excitements or Les Megalolz or Les Bians then I would of been well up for going!

Defo supercuts. I recognise their work.

If i were Paddy Power I'd be paying out. FACT!

17th of January and I'm calling it. We are staying up.

No sound on this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8PARs0AniY Check out how Lambert gets himself a yard of space... Big shove lol!

Lol anyone else stop watching half-time? I won't reactivate stream - clearly is lucky charm!

It better be Glasgow or I will hunt you down and hurt you bad

Hmm do you think I should back him for hat-trick Glasgow?

Ok you've convinced me! I'm lumping on big! Is he even playing?

Just tryin to save you money bro!

Glasgow Saint is anagram of Wasting Goals This is explaining obsession with Guly!

I was more interested in tim trying out his butt plugs or whatever before buying. I ain't sure they let you do that!

Bluesq is offering me 12/1 on the Saints victory. Still not tempted!

They have a little room in back where you can vvank off. Edit: My mate said!

Dear Diary, Sometimes i feel like i'm the only one using the ramirez off topic thread for posting things that is not to do with ramirez topics. Some people, like tokyos, start a whole new thread every time they has a dumb thought! Also i had wet dream last night and i'm getting hairs in strange places. Bearsy xx

Can you quack? Can you quack like a duck when you suck? Can you fart on my balls when we f*ck? In other news i got mugged by charity collectors today and it turned out what they do is give aids to starving africans! What kind of f*cked up charity is that? I spose it keeps population under control but f*cking hell!

Not really tokyos try and be a bit practical FFS! I really want to be the I.T. guy I'm sure he is purposely sabotaging computers so he can crawl round boxes looking up skirts!

What a terrible invention! The other thing that annoys me at work is how office desks all have a front on them so i can't be looking up b!tches skirts! I have petitioned bosses to get these removed!

I like this! We could fix it so that if someone says something terrible like "Has Skacel signed yet?" it could autocorrect to "Hi Guys I'm feeling randy is anyone up 4 a bum tonight?" Almost overnight people would stop asking if Skacel is signing yet!

Christ, does this mean in order to pay this Remington fella £80k pw it's actually costing QPR like £125k or something?