Bearsy

Good to see the old current bun joining the lollathon today http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4732416/Portsmouth-FC-2013-calendar-has-just-three-current-players.html

shut up bearsy!

cheers but do you realise how difficult it is to cleanse one's knob of octopus ink? What am i saying. Course you do. Laters!

tokyos when you come home? Is quiet in muppet shows! Also you know them little red envelopes you give out new year with money in them? I don't seem to have received mine yet brah!

Should be more like this: Half Term Report for: K.Davis Science: D - Seems incapable of applying newton's laws of motion with regards to traverse of sphere in an open field Physical Training: D - Easily bulied by the bigger boys History: C - Has not learned lessons required to achieve a higher grade Attendance: D - Frequently found missing without excuse

Ok you've changed my mind. Oh!

i've literally never seen nothing like that on here! I think uv got us mixed with the lost agoras of ancient greece!

Dunno. Maybe the ML legacy war chest is only released in stages over the next 5 years or whatever? That's a theory i just invented!

I'm subscribing to the ML legacy war chest theory. All this spending don't make sense to me otherwise, I reckon the ML legacy war chest is underwriting a two or three seasons of substantial loss making to get us established in the premier league. Then i spose the net transfer spend will get reined in a bit.

take that back skate!

Word. Alpine is one of my top 5 posters, I find him proper entertaining! I also think people secretly like arguing with him, or why would they do it?

Is this one already posted? http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2013/01/07/3655108/southampton-set-to-sign-cagliaris-davide-astori I thought this bit was interesting:

Why don't we do role play so we can see how quick it can be done to buy players? Here is how it works: Alpine can play role of Southampton Chairman trying to buy famous defender Davide Astori Dig Dig can play role of Cagliari Chairman Saint Charlie can play role of rival club interested in bidding on Davide Astori Kraken can play role of Davide Astori's Agent Delldays can play role of Davide Astori Bearsy can play role of Davide Astori's wag, warning tho guys I may not be interested in moving to Southampton cos is sh!thole! Come on guys! Let us see if we can get deal done before window close! Clock is ticking!

I reckon it might be the other way round, like sometimes it's the selling club stalling as they try and flush out bigger bids from other interested parties and what not. The Ba deal was different cos Chelsea was activating a transfer clause in his contract and there was nothing Newcastle could do bout it.

Real Actual Book Review B!tches! Book 2: 50 Shades Darker - Chapter One Okay so I've actually bought the fvvcking thing! It cost me £3.32 on kindle which saved me the embarrassment of buying the filth in an actual shop but has immediately fvvcked up my Amazon shopping history. I'm now being offered Twilight novels, self help books for chubby mums and also a book called "50 Shades of Black and Blue" by I.B.Naughtie which i imagine is ripping the p!ss on the 50. I wonder how many people buy 50 Shades just to rip the p!ss. Don't spose E.L.James is bothered, she's got my money now! First up there is an actual prologue but i don't bother reading prologues. If it ain't good enough even to make the book proper then it ain't deserving my attention so i pile immediately into Chapter 1. We pick up 3 days after Ana broke up with Christian. She's just started a new job. Her boss comes up to her and says what a good job she's done. She don't say thanks or nothing, she just says I'm going home now. He says good night, and then she says good night. I dunno why E.L.James thinks we need to hear bout this dumb conversation but it might be important for laters so I thought I'd share. The boss dude's name by the way is Jack Hyde. His name interests me, I reckon E.L.James is doing some of her classic fore-shadowing! I shouldn't be at all surprised if nice Jack(yll) turns out to be psycho Mr. Hyde. Once she's outside she takes a deep breath but it "doesn't begin to fill the void in my chest". I'm no doctor, but I believe that's called your lungs and if you can't fill them with breathing then you ought to call a fvvcking ambulance. She accidentally thinks bout Christian and it gives her bitter taste in her mouth. I'm like yeah baby remember the bitter taste of my juices baby in ur mouth-hole! But she doesn't seem to like it so what she does now is try to keep her mind as blank as possible. I can't imagine that's difficult. She goes home. Katherine "Kate" Kavenagh is on holiday so she's all alone. She turns on tv "but I don't listen or watch" and again i don't like to be criticising the whole time but that kind of defeats the object. If you don't want to listen or watch the tv there's no point turning it on. It's actually easier to not listen or watch tv if you leave it switched off. Then someone rings on her doorbell, and she's like who can that be? It turns out to be delivery man. He is "noisily chewing gum" which must be annoying when you're busy trying not to listen to tv. The delivery is two dozen white roses and a card. It's from Christian, he's saying bout congratulations on her new job. This simple gesture makes the "hollow void in my chest expand." I'm relieved. Cancel the ambulance, she's breathing. She looks at the roses, but she can't bring herself to throw them in the trash. It wouldn't even of occurred to me! Ungrateful b!tch! "In my mind's eye, I visualize Christian's face the last time I saw him as when I left." Read that sentence a couple of times. I know I did. There's now a lot of guff bout how much she misses Christian. She can't eat cos she misses him so bad. By her account in 6 days the only thing she eats is one cup of yoghurt (do you put yoghurt in cups? I usually eat it straight from the pot). This is actually quite normal, it's a natural state that b!tches have developed through evolution. What happens is in relationship they get comfortable, start over-eating and get fat and disgusting. When they inevitably lose their mate the evolutionary instincts kick in and they starve themselves till they're slim enough to attract a new stud. Simple scientific fact. It's been the same since cave-man days although of course in cave-man days they had no choice cos if there weren't a dude out hunting you a sabre-tooth tiger, then there was no sabre-tooth tiger burgers to be got. She gets email from Christian at work. He's asking if she wants to go with him to see Jose's opening. I blink a bit at this, but it turns out to be a gallery opening where Jose is showing his dumb photos. Anastasia reads this email then hastily leaves her desk and runs to toilet. I figure she's going to drop off the yoghurt, but it turns out she just wants to have a little cry. She agrees to go with him to see Jose's opening. He picks her up from work in his dumb helicopter. Jackyll Hyde is not loving this, you can tell he's well jealous. He's probably calculating how much money he's gonna have to spend on the b!tch to knob her. Christian immediately notices bout all the weight she's lost and is really p!ssed off bout it. I totally get this, all the time they was going out she's stuffing her fat gob with ham sandwiches and nettles and it's only after they split she bothers to show some self control. She's pleased to see him and gets a lady boner. "Desire pools dark and deadly in my groin." I sometimes like to imagine what my reaction would be if i was chatting to a girl and she said something dumb like that. Could i still bone a girl if she was having desire pooling dark and deadly in her vag? Not that Christian don't say dumb things too. Here is one thing he says in the helicopter, "We've chased the dawn Anastasia, now the dusk." She gapes at him in surprise. What does this mean? I'm on same page, I don't have a fvvcking clue! They rock up at this gallery thing. Jose is there. I'm disappointed that it takes him 4 sentences before he says Dios Mio, it's almost like he ain't portugese no more! He's a bit bummed that she's turned up with Christian and to be honest it is a bit out of order, dude's big night grand gallery opening and she brings the guy who stopped him raping her a couple months back. She's very impressed with his photos though. He's done monochromes and colours. Then she wanders round the corner and finds hanging on the wall no less than seven giant portraits of her dumb face! She is surprised by this. She never sat for no portraits or signed necessary model release forms or whatever. I'm picturing long lense snaps of her shaving her pits. Christian is a bit p!ssed off and immediately buys all seven cos "I don't want some stranger ogling you". Ker-ching! Maybe Jose ain't so dumb after all! I feel like he's got vengeance for the Weatherspoons cock block! Christian sticks it out for 30 minutes, which is about 25 minutes more than I could stand looking at dumb photos in a gallery. Anastasia wants to stay longer but Christian points out quite reasonably that "you've seen the photos and spoken to the boy". He's started calling Jose boy. Possibly a bit condescending, he's only like 5 years older. Unless Jose is black. Maybe Jose is black. Maybe it's a racist thing. Where are we, Seattle. Is that a Klan state?

I spose that no-one is more of my elk than me, but i dunno if i can help with this one. I ain't married. Ain't you allowed to spank off in front of ur wife when ur married? I assumed once ur married u can do it whenever you like, in the front room while she's watching Emmerdale. At the dinner table while she's eating her bolognese. Is that not how it is? What is the benefit of being married then?

I seen it. I went with bird and as we went in they was handing out 3D glasses and this guy in front waved them aside like he didn't want none. He seemed foreign. He was sat a few rows in front of us so I kept an eye on him and he was quite enjoying himself eating his popcorn till the movie started and then he was looking round as if kind of confused wondering why everyone was suddenly putting on glasses. He sat and watched the movie for bout 15 minutes, kind of squinting at the screen and rubbing his eyes. Then he walked out. He never come back. Obviously not a fan! Spoilers! Nothing happens for the first hour or so. Then they have some trouble with trolls and gandalf saves them. Then they have some trouble with dorks and gandalf saves them. Then nothing happens for another hour or so. Bird is asleep by this point. I know where she's coming from, I could of had a sleep too but i know a lot of people on here has been waiting for my review so i was trying to stay conscious and professional! Then they have some trouble with goblings and gandalf saves them. This is pretty noisy. Bird wakes up and stretches like a cat, "Let's get outta here," she says. I'm like "No i have to do a review for the internets." She looks at me with big eyes, "I'll make it worth your while!" I didn't see no more. It was probably pretty good after that! I imagine they had some trouble with dragons and gandalf saved them. If you go watch it and as you walk in someone tries to hand you a pair of glasses you should probably take them tho. That would be my recommendation!

Ain't he league 1 top scorer? Another amazing academy product we let slip through our fingers!

Is it possible you done a dump so potent it set off fire alarms? This happens to me quite often after curry.

This is all very well but what am i sposed to do now with my book bout dogs, Boca Juniors Sun Hat, Best of Jean Claude Van Damme soundtrack and pair of skater style trainers?

I dunno how anyone can't have Ziggy as their favourite. Maybe if they is being a bit music snob or something. I do love Bowie and there's stuff worth listening to on all his albums, but Ziggy is the only one without a bum note. In my opinions!

Omg that sounds so sweet! It's definitely best to watch in 5 minute bursts, in the next 5 minutes we is meeting this woman and she's having her vag inspected by a creepy doctor then she goes home and we can hear a dog growling and barking and banging about upstairs. This seems to freak her out, I assume she ain't got a dog, so she picks up a kitchen knife and goes to investigate. The dog noises get louder as she nears the bedroom then she goes inside and immediately comes storming out again all angry and she is followed by naked man who's acting all shifty in an OMG You Just Caught Me Boning A Dog type way, and then she stabs him with the kitchen knife. I ain't sure what this has to do with the Downy girl yet tho. I hope she crops up again soon she is my favourite character so far!

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I don't often wet shave but I always buy new razor when they add another blade. Gillette and Wilkinson Sword is having a right battle! I wonder where it will end? My current razor has 5 blades but I'm thinking they can get a few more in there at least. I also like the ones with the battery in that vibrate I thought it was stupid gimmic but it does totally eliminate razor burn!

I did feel a bit bad for all the fans in their kingsland or whatever who was all quietly sitting on their hands politely not making monkey noises. I wonder if they got their money back.