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i dunno digs, i feel like if mugs didn't keep being mugs then alpine wouldn't have to come on here and set them right each window. It must be very tiring for him. He's more Saint Alpine than Alpine Saint.

You had me at arse.

Oh yeah and i dunno why people is always arguing with Alpine bout this, course it would be better to sign them earlier so they can do more training and stuff. Stands to reason. He's made you lot look right load of mugs as per usual!

I have boner. Tell me more bout this!

It's actually worse than that, word up here in Birmingham is that there is a major problem with: A Westwood N Baker A Weimann L Hendrie B Bannan U Ehiogu M Albrighton B Guzan A Westwood N Shorey D Bent I Taylor T Daley S Given

Yeah I'm adding it to my list of games we were a bit unlucky. It's quite a long list! Where is the games where we got more than we deserved tho? How come we never get any of them?

Clearly a Cortese signing

You talking bout Cortese yeah? I imagine they fax him

Thanks for lols story philipine!

This is thread where you complete phrase "Adkins In" to make tabloid headlines! Adkins In As Cortese Comes Out Southampton Chairman Nicola Cortese sprang a major surprise on the assembled press at St. Mary's Stadium today when he revealed not the expected sack for hapless manager Nigel Adkins, but to publicly announce himself as football's first openly gay chairman. More on this story pages 2, 3 & 69.

Alright Milts! Nah i think they're being bit more careful since the whole Sir Jimmy Saville debacle. Nice of you to mention it and stuff but you can quit it with the tribute threads if you like now. People is starting to talk!

Nu-uh! It were 3-2 before stampy stamperson got himself carded.

Jack Reacher Tom Cruise walks into a crowded bar. He's the tallest man there. What is the chances! I'm wondering if it's some kind of freaky dwarf bar cos Tom Cruise can use the urinals without standing tippy-toe. A normal size babe comes up and starts hitting on him. You can see why. She probably ain't seen someone so tall as Tom Cruise before. Dwarf bar is probably slim pickings, she would do better at Weatherspoons. He blows her out cos he thinks she is hooker, so babe has 5 of her brothers drag him outside to duff him up. Fortunately they is only little dudes so Tom Cruise duffs them up easily. He hunts down the bird from the bar. She is startled to see him. Tom Cruise shakes his head sadly. "B!tch, sit down," he says. He don't like it when other people is stood up. He steals her car and then goes to duff up her brothers some more. Then Tom Cruise is having to work with Hot Lawyer bout to investigate some dumb murders or whatever. I think she has spinal injury. She is always sitting down. Tom Cruise like this about her. You can tell he wants to bone her. He is constantly taking his shirt off for no reason. Then there is this bad guy. You can tell he's bad cos he has one blue eye and one not blue eye and he has German accent and when one of his henchman done bad he makes the henchman bite off his own thumb. I sort of stopped paying attention bout now. I went back out to lobby and bought some pick and mix. I like to get jazzies and snowies and fizzy cola bottles and teeth and I also like to get bananas and white mice. I like to get lot of pick and mix. I only eat some of it tho and then I like to take it home with me so I can eat more pick and mix at my leisure. I'm eating some now. I'm eating jazzies and snowies and fizzy cola bottles and teeth and I'm also eating bananas and white mice. Spoilers!: Some other dumb stuff happened. I think it all turned out alright in the end.

Best result of the season if we can hang on. Shaw's getting left 2 on 1 a fair bit, case in point was the goal. He's coping pretty well tho! Guly in quite good at football shock!

The papal crusaders were the football hooligans of their day innit. Ain't liking Jesus over Allah the same as liking Saints over Pompey?

You wanna play 4-1-1-3-1 homes, I won the league first season Southampton playing that. WB CTR CTR WB BWM CM INF APM INF TM Short passing Attacking Pressing & Offside trap on I always put all the training on intensive, you do seem to pick up more bad injuries this year tho

I read the first one of the Lord of the Ring when the film was out, and it's fair to say they could have made 10 films out of that one book alone if they hadn't cut out all the terrible long boring pages on pages when the characters all stop what the're doing to sing a dumb song or whatever. Here is the lyrics to my song! All 5 pages of them! Enjoy reading them homes! Kind Regards, J.R.R.TOLKEINS

Thanks bros. Good old Chrissy Baird, I knew there was something i liked bout him, other than his well groomed eyebrows.

Aw now i feel bad! Maybe i ain't cut out for cyber bullying, ain't you sposed to be firing back criticising my method of eating asparagus or whatever? Ain't you rocking the ghd's or is that too much bother?

Can someone hook me up with internet link for highlights? I've not even seen the goals FFS!

This thread is bump cos phillipines is gonna regail us all with hot story bout the actual 3some he had this year! Kleenex at ready homes!

Yeah! I'm disappointed not to be reading more bout people knobbing prostitutes! One thing i remembered is after i come back down i found that my phone was missing, so I've gone back upstairs to investigate and found my boss at the counter negotiating prices. I'm like Oi ring my phone homes i seem to have mislaid it, so he's giving it a call. While we're waiting I'm chatting on the bird behind the counter asking her to go check the rooms but she ain't keen cos there's all people in there boning and they're only sposed to interrupt to extract more money. Anyway, I'm not hearing my phone ringing so I'm looking at my bosses phone and finding he is not dialling my number... he is accidentally calling his actual wife! Maybe you had to be there, but i had good lols bout this! He weren't so keen!

Dunno i think that's how the original series ends and i don't want to get done for copyrights. My mum got me one of them kindles for Christmas tho so i might download the actual book 2 laters see what's happening in that... If it's lols i will do a review!

Oh hi pap! Your haircut looks dumb or whatever! Also no-one cares what you think and erm... did i mention your haircut looks dumb or whatever! I don't think much of them shoes either. Did you get them for Christmas? They looks like ladies shoes!

That is pretty bad story 20/20 if you hook some hot naughty on an Internet dating site and it turns out to be the wife! Embarrassing!