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Wouldn't be rape my cat is well slack. Probably tokyos parents too, wouldn't like to say.

I tried to sign up a new account called "tokyos_is_GAY" specifically for mugging you off, but unfortunately username was already taken!

Sorry all i've just been feeling bit emotional ever since a friend of mine was killed on here for being insenstive. Also don't forget bout my cat.

Openly mocking my speech impediments FFS

Yeah I got that. Pretty out of order given what I just said bout my cat

Lol

Oh yeah Milton pm me asking me to let everyone know he's got 2 fractions. He didn't want to do it himself cos it would look like boasting.

I'm sorry but in defending hypo tokyos is every bit as bad as hypo and should definitely get same treatment. Speaking as one whose laptop broke last night I find people being insensitive bout people's personal troubles very offensive IMO. Edit: also my cat has got aids. She caught it from tokyos dog

Yes stain tokyos needs to be fracted for this I'm fed up with reading his vile opinions!

Met the chief executive of the Villa the other day. Nice fella. He used to work for Randy Lerner at the MBA bank thing, never had any interest in football till Randy Lerner rung him and was like "how'd you fancy running the Villa for me homes?"

Give her 3/4 of her pocket money. She'll soon figure it out.

Nah i mean i think not. I was gonna do a whole thing where the dude she was knobbing before was really like a toilet attendant or something pretending to be Christian Grey to score chicks. It's all getting a bit complicated tho. I guess that's why EL James never bothers having any plot in her books, it kind of gets in the way of the lols.

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Simon Clifford wondered why Brazil is so much better at football than England. He investigated it thoroughly! He found it weren't cos they've got 4 times the population, or cos more of their kids play football, or cos they don't do any other sports. It's cos they play with a smaller ****ing ball. Visionary!

Erm, Clyne was good signing no?

Erm, Jack Cork was good signing no?

Book 2: 50 Shades Darker - Chapter 6 It's Christmas time in Washington or Vancouver or wherever the fvvck I live.You can tell because it's more cold and because people are wishing me Happy Christmas the whole time. What is there to be happy about? Christian Grey is dead FFS! Selfish bastards! I find it odd that no-one has contacted me about Christian Grey's funeral. I'd of thought I would be guest of honour! Certainly I should be making a speech and throwing myself weeping over his coffin and dry humping his corpse and stuff. It seems a terrible oversight! I ain't sure who to call so I pop along to his offices to see what they're saying about it. They're a callous bunch at his work. Hardly anyone is wearing black or silently weeping in stationary cupboards. Even his own secretary is dressed up as a slutty elf and openly singing Christmas carols. Fvvcking b!tch. I'm like, "Oh hi I'm here bout the funeral." She seems confused. Probably drunk. "What funeral?" "The Christian Grey funeral!" She squints at me. "I dunno what you mean. He's in his office. Shall I call through?" What! Christian ain't dead? "Yes," I say breathlessly, "tell him Ana is here!" She does so, then she's like, "He says Ana who?" "Anastasia Steele! He put a baseball bat up my bum Tuesday night!" She tells him this, then she looks me up and down and says, "Blonde. Bit fat." Then after a second she says I can go on in. I ain't been in this office since the first time I met Christian, when I tripped over and he nearly bummed me. It ain't changed a lot. The only thing that has changed in fact is Christian. He looks a lot different! He's aged about 30 years and is now about 40 pounds overweight. He's also grown a beard and his hair has gone all grey. It's all a bit odd. I only saw him Tuesday. "That ain't him you dumb fvvck," says my subconscious and I have to concede she might be right. "Where's Christian?" I say. "That's me," says the dude. "No, Christian Grey." "Yes, that's me." For fvvcks sake! "I'm looking for Christian Grey, the mega-industrialist tycoon, enigmatic entrepeneur and major benefactor of Grey Enterprise Holdings Inc." He shrugs. "Still me." Hmm. Is it possible there is two Christian Greys who is both mega-industrialist tycoons, and the enigmatic entrepeneurs and major benefactors of Grey Enterprise Holdings Inc? It would be a bit of a coincidence if they both worked in the same office though. Probably I need to be more specific. "The Christian Grey who whipped my butt and then shoved the handle up my vag till I cum on his fingers." "There you have me," says the dude. "I ain't done that yet." This is all very odd. I ain't been so confused since James Arthur won x-factor. "Have you got a son?" "Yes." "Oh hi! I'm Ana! He probably mentioned me, he's been putting things up my bum and stuff." "I doubt it. Lucas is only 8." Sigh. I've had enough. I turn to leave but I don't realise my inner goddess is squatting behind me doing a poo on the carpet and I totally trip over her and fall heavily on my hands and knees! "Wait right there!" says Christian Grey-hair urgently. "There's something hanging out the back of you!" "What is it?" I say anxiously looking over my shoulder. Not my tampon string again! Christian Grey-hair rushes over. "Just as I thought... it's my KNOB!" He lifts my skirt and roughly pulls down my pants. I have a quick debate with my Subconscious about this. Should I be letting him knob me even though he is a disgsting old man I've only just met? My Subconscious thinks not, but I point out that his is a very rich disgusting old man I've only just met. Also having just lost one Christian Grey it would be very convenient to immediately replace him with another. Before I can make my mind up though he sticks it in me with gusto. He puts it in my vag though, which is odd. I guess he ain't much like original Christian after all! He does do me nice and rough though. I haven't been knobbed this hard since last Christmas when I forgot to leave out cookies for Santa. "Fvvcking. Dumb. B!tch!" he repeats over and over as he pounds away. Bit out of order to talk bout his secretary like that!

I would quite like to have a gun. If I lived in America I'd definitely be getting one. I'm not quite so down with other people having them though.

I had same problem, my brother's in the make computer's work business and he said there was some thing bout the dudes who make the video apps not wanting to pay the dudes who make the sound thingys so most of them don't work no more. It's pretty technical. I've got this one called "It's Playing" tho which still works. You have to pay for it tho, it was like £2.50.

Wait... you had 48 faps mikey? Over one film? About midgets? In the ****ing cinema? Respect!

Watched the Villa game at my local up here in Birmingham. The Villa massive was surprisingly confident pre-match, they reckon they ain't lost at Anfield for 10 years or something (can this be true?). The game was a lot like when we got mugged at home to Reading last season, Liverpool was all over them really but you always fancied Villa on the break. That Benteke is a handful.

Dunno if you can be bothered but this video precisely explains Chelsea buying "Southampton left back"

Lols "film"! What year is this?

Hate it when that happens! Embarrassing! Least you got out of work tho.

Jizz. I can't remember if it causes ulcers or cures them. Might be worth try tho if desperate!