Bearsy

Quiet in the muppet shows today dum-dums. Where is everyone at? I've been unable to get to computer cos I'm caught in the massive snow storm that Barry Sanchez failed to properly warn me bout in yesterday's weather forecast. Cvnt!

Bump is my favourite Mister Man. I also like Tickle and Impossible. Sneeze is a bit of a cvnt tho.

rrested

Oooh a guess the missing word competition! STD?

I should imagine so Jonny we've all been there. Ur missing out tho, my dad gives the best blow jobs.

Bears can fly without rotor blades. Bears is magic. Cat murderer!

I haven't watched the clip either but if MLG is going round killing cats to make his flying machines he really needs to have a word with himself! Dogs I could understand.

Oh I don't go in there I'm still sore bout when the dumb mods deleted all my suggestions for Sainticons ™ Ltd and for having no swear filters in muppet shows! ****s!

I tried to get the dumb mods to do these before but they weren't having it! Here is the one's I remember: Matthew Le God Saintsweb Autocorrect Dark Sotonic Mills Cat Rustler David In Sweden David In Sweden

Fvvck wooooshes they is gay! What medal? I can't be expected to read every dumb thing pap posts, you'll need to narrow it down some. I'm always getting mugged off in fArts Orum. They should move it in here so i can keep a better control of it.

What you chattin bout tokyos? I was making a perfectly reasonable Jonnyboys wife is so fat joke! Ain't we doing them no more?

Tell the wife it's half price at Krispy Kreme

Really? A whole day? ****ing hell!

That's not exactly a Ramirez rumour tokyos. I heard rather than wash his underpants he just wipes them clean with vegetable oil.

I've been spending too much time reading chick lit phil. It was bound to happen eventually.

Who would you buy with your £12m Mr. Sex?

That's cool wibble I'll give you exclusive licenses cos according to my records ur a hot saintsweb naughty with strong interests in BDSM. Doing a free secret santa is lame tho! Here is used apple core I found in bin! Here is a picture i drew of my nan! Here is a free look at my boobs! Actually that last one is ok!

Dude gets married every year! You don't need friends like that tokyos, people should learn from their mistakes. I ain't got no good suggestions tho i only been on two stags and both was not meeting your specifications. We done the Amsterdam the one time, and then the other time we went fishing for sharks in Algarves. That was a laugh, you know, shoving your mate in watching him sh!t himself bout getting bit.

Hi can we maybe try: We don't have to sell Luke Shaw He really hates Chelsea We don't have to sell Luke Shaw He really hates Chelsea Don't wanna Don't wanna Don't wanna sell Luke Shaw

Oooh Smirking i was gonna post that but i was worried bout getting mugged off by all the emo kids on here. I ****ing love Christmas! It's my most favourite time of the year! I love putting up my Christmas decorations and watching all my favourite Christmas movies and the Christmas TV specials and going to Christmas parties and hitting on sexy elves and getting presents and giving presents and singing the Christmas carols and wishing people merry christmas and stuff. I also like how people you don't normally see getting hammered get hammered cos it's Christmas!

I know right! Notorious sex toy. I hope it gives you satisfaction Jill.

The worst bit is when they chomp down! Makes me wince! There's this one bird tho who can deep throat like the whole thing. Dirty cow.

My dads got one of them it's called Gyro Ring. Personally I prefer Xbox!

I take bananas to work now and give them to the hot secretaries and while they suck on em I'm like yeah baby and have small boner.

Oh yeah it was skint, dunno why I said mikes he actually likes boobs.