Bearsy

lols "g'day m8 it's the queen here." Cheers for news report. Bearsy signing off. Laters!

What prank call? I never even heard bout the prank call. Was it lols? Why is she dead, was the prank call doing murders? Why am I so out the loop on this whole situation?

I found it more embarrassing when she walked by and saw me looking at this: Thanks tim!

She didn't have much in the way of boobs. It would probably be ok.

Oh hi wibble! Are you doing something different with your dumb hair or whatever? I like it. Makes ur nose look less big. I dunno why you'd be afraid! I think it's pretty clear from my postings on here that I am Perfect Gentleman! Are you worried bout tokyos? You don't need to be. He don't like girls, it'll just be you and me and my baseball bat.

newbies!

They tried that before but when teams was defending corners they just abused the ref and then boom! ball goes back 10 yards and they get a goal kick. Made a farce of the whole thing really. Besides which I kind of like it when it all kicks off and there's a mass brawl of players surrounding the ref. It's exciting!

That's my dream job! That's why i spend so much time watching it. Get out mum! I'm doing important research for work! In other news I'm pretty sure EL James types one handed, if you know what i mean.

That unicorn has got really big horn!

Those tokyos characters are such d!cks! Ruining all the main board lols no wonder this place is going to dogs! We should have more of these, a lot of prem clubs is doing them it's embarrassing how we don't have enough minute applauses. We're still League 1 in that respect. How bout minute 2 - To commemorate when Le Tissier finally managed to get the ball out for a throw in when he was doing match fixing

I was gonna say Dubai but them I membered a) it ain't a country and b) I couldn't think of animal starting with U!

Got to admire your commitment pap, I tapped out of dexter season 2. I've been tapping out a lot of stuff lately! I tapped out of Arrow cos tho it ain't as bad as you'd expect it's still pretty dumb. I've tapped out of Revenge cos it's stupid. I'm thinking of tapping out of Homelands too.

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Hi sandwich, they're before my youth but i like bowie and roxy music so I'll join the party! [video=youtube_share;OEalg62F8Zg]

Ur a gay Penisoil You know, the club what owned the less sexy half of Ramirez.

So much for "the truth will never come out" krakens! You only needed to ask!

He's got a clause in his contract saying we can't put him on the bench.

I ain't quite figured it out yet. In Book 1 she sort of acts like they're real people so I was continuing with that, but I ain't decided to go as far as if other people can see them. I ain't sure how that would work. I dunno if Christian is actually dead, it might be that the Subconscious is lieing, or that Anastasia has gone mental. Or maybe it's Jekyl and Hyde and Anastasia actually done the murder. Or maybe the subconscious was a real person all along, like just a mate of Anastasias who happens to have a weird Christian (pun!) name. I spose we'll find out when I write another chapter and something or other ejaculates all over my keyboard!

Thanks sue I've been trying really hard with these chapters! What I do right is when I've written one I actually go to the trouble of reading it back and correcting the spellings and eliminating any particularly dumb adjectives. Even EL James herself don't bother doing that! It is bit hard work though. I can't bring myself to spend pages and pages describing the buildings and what characters are eating and stuff like professional writers like EL James is doing. I did have a go once but I couldn't seem to stop it from getting borings! I guess that's why EL James is earning the big bucks! Also, I've had a word with the dumb mods and we'd like to commission a thread called Suewhistles Adventures In Lesbianisms. It'll be a classy expose bout stuff what happens when girls is finding themselves lesbians and exploring other lesbians and stuff. A kind of education type thread if you will. Stevegrants said you can have free Saintsweb Membership 4eva once you have written bout this.

Oh hi wibble. You should post more often wibble I'm trying to groom you as my Saintsweb girlfriend but it's difficult if you only post once a week. In other news I really like that dumb top or whatever you're wearing. It really brings out your eyes or whatever!

Also when taking clothes off! mmmmmmm xxoxx

Yeah that's Katherine "Kate" Kavenagh, I've took some liberties with her character, she weren't quite so lesbian in book 1. I'll probably do another chapter at the weekend - it's gonna be a bit tricky i reckon cos I've wrote myself into a corner having wholly imaginary characters going round doing murders. That's gonna take some explaining!

I weren't around in the 60s and 70s but i'm wondering if in them days it was ok to bone young girls? Are we judging too harshly from our modern moralities? It's like in them days a lot of people probably done racist jokes, how come no-one's going after people for being dirty racists 40 years ago?

Is Stuart Hall the one that does them weird match reports on radio 5? I always thought they was odd. Maybe they was coded signals he was sending out to the underground paedo network?

I totally had the Grey Danish Elephants! I know one test which is better and more accurate tho! 1) Think on an animal called Giraffe 2) Think on an animal called Aardvark 3) Think on an animal called Yeti Take the first letters of the 3 animals you was thinking on and this will tell you ur secret sexual orientations!