Bearsy

No krakpot that would be accusing G-Nigga of making the same mistakes. Adkins didn't say that all he said was it would be bad if he did. But not that he had already. Or something. You feel me? I'm trying to join in with the pedantry but it ain't my specialty.

I'm much more sneaky than that, I gold wrap my knob and hide their spectacles. Here you go nan! Extra large werthers!

Always the problem when you try to start a harem, how to stop ur b!tches fighting on each other. It ain't easy being me!

Harder than it looks, writing the poetry. Respects to Ansell!

Kind of want to hear the poem now! Southampton by Bearsy I once knew a girl whose vagina was hairy, I said what's your name, she said her name was St. Mary. Oh what a coincidence that's my favourite ground! She said it's named after me cos if you stay in more than 15 minutes I charge you one pound. Or something. That's about parking charges! I couldn't make it scan tho.

Haha i ain't as yet! I've been tempted to use his follow up sometimes when i get blown out tho!

****ing hell! It's a ****ing warzone out there people! Any more news? I spose Pardew has alibi as he was in Stoke. Any other suspects? Edit: Ignore me. Mis-read title.

I'd of thought it's probably Bearsy ain't it milton? Who made your statue? Who never told no-one when you sent me pm saying "Hi Bearsy... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Word. Clattenburg bottle job I thought. Has anyone commented bout how impressive their big Tittes (sp?) was. I was very impressed with their big Titties.

Thanks tokyos the old dears will be loving it when they hear these high quality bingo calls! Oh hi nan what's that in ur pants?... number 2 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beens and a nice chianti... 3

I thought that too. I was wondering bout the tackle he done just before he went off tho, i was suprised it weren't a penalty.

My nan is in Old Peoples Home and when they is doing their Christmas Bingo I'm trying to get the gig to be the one calling out the bingo numbers. Obviously I know a lot of the old favourites like "Two Fat Ladies Quack Quack...15" but I'm trying to think of new ones to make it more relevant to modern day Britain! Here is ones I got so far! Savile's Heaven... Age 11 Your Place Or Mine... 69 Resident's died this year.... 5 *Wolf Whistle* Heather Mill's Legs... 1 Help me out bro's!

Nigel Adkins said so. I was reading it earlier, "big future" Adkins was saying. Also Martin Allen said he looks like Peter Andre.

Me? What did I say?

Fair result i spose.

Luke Shaw making my MOTM selection easy. Player!

I love how Clattenburg just hands out his free kicks randomly!

Yo which prem team has a weaker first choice GK?

Oooh that was bad! His view was obstructed tho I reckon by clyne or whoever it as waving a foot at it

Titties looks decent.

Sh!t Ricky Lambert, you're just a sh!t Ricky Lambert...

100 is too many tokyos! The likes of pap and Turkish could be took down by 100 gerbils. You need to make it more like 20.

Dunno. Was that when I was ban, I don't remember that at all! U is well pretenscious tho Oh I'm Too Good For Sun I Only Read New Science Tist. Sun is mega, I buy it all the time. First I read the Dear Deidre stories cos they r lols, then I check the football bits at the back and sometimes in the middle if it's weekend, then I check the page 3 boobs and have a general flick through just looking at pictures, then I sometimes do the math puzzle, at least the beginner and sometimes the intermediate. Then I throw it way. It's a good read!

I preferred Beersy! Beersy is lols, it's my new nickname when I'm drunk! In other news Barry Sanchez is anagram of Bearsy Has Stylez.

How bout the dumb daughter having guilty conscience. I really give a fvvck about that.