Bearsy

Lols! Double post again!

What country is that and how come they have white orange juice?

I've been a bit business! I signed up a new account as "Barry Sanchez" to try and mess with pap and bletch's heads and tho it was a laugh at first but it's starting to take up quite a lot of my time!

Is there any ones with girls getting milk on their boobs?

Reckon Shaw might get rested tonight also.

Here is some questions people who is in liverpool would know, first one to answer them best is biggest scouse! 1) What is always first question at Liverpool Pub Quiz Night? b) What do you call scouser in white shell suit? 4) Why did the scouser cross the road?

Yeah can't wait for duness to sign up!

Canaries is the least intimidating nickname in the Premier League. I thought Saints was soft, but even Saints could iron out canaries. Plus we've already ironed out magpies, and magpies eat canaries for breakfast. Comfortable home victory I should think!

When b!tches is crying i always take the opportunity to finger them. I ain't seen much of SB lately is he still here? He got my vote for poster of the year 2012 just for mugging you off!

ok but when someone next needs ironing out I'm counting you on my crew yeah?

*sob* Tokyos got bullied by SB he pm's me bout it all the time. He makes out like he's hard man but actually #crybaby

Beersy!

Krakens bullied me one time, he called me "unfunny try-hard". Or something. I don't really remember. I didn't commit it to memory and cry bout it every night.

I'm gonna get Clyne some new studs and I'm gonna get Lallana some hair gel cos his hair look bouffant in his newcastle post match and I'm gonna get Fox a cushion for sitting on bench and I'm gonna get Hooiveld compass so he knows which end is the right goal. Adkins don't want nothing from Santa this year cos he's afraid of the sack. Cortese new spoon.

Lols that would be terrible! Sorry for this bullying post I like DPS and all his threads really!

Thought the whole thing bout making Moneypenny a dude was weird also. The sex scenes seemed a bit forced.

you know what I mean tho, could of done with more of Javier Bardem and less of farty old groundskeeper willie

You ain't missing much Jonny. Trust me. Javier Bardem is only in it for bout 3 minutes.

Ok! Lets edit out the spoilers colin, i feel bad bout the spoilers!

You know what colin, that makes pretty good sense! I couldn't figure at the time why he was bothering to get himself arrested, except for that they thought it was pretty cool when the Joker done it in the Dark Knight and the lazy bond dumbasses wanted to stick it in somehow, but that makes sense bout him wanting to make XXXXSPOILERSXXXX! Can you also explain why in Iron Man did the beardy dude want to kill the non beardy dude, given that the non beardy dude invents the weapons for his weapon manufacturing company. I found that one a thinker also! Edit: No spoilers!

B!tch!

That was his aim colins, but what was his plan for making this happen! Explain his plan to me from start to finish! Seriously.

It was a thing round my office and down the pub or whatever where you'd pretend to be bum sniffer man and see if you could sniff on someone's bum without them noticing. Oh the bantz!

Did anyone see that video a while back bout that bum sniffer man who was going into Co-op and pretending to peruse the butter aisle but what he was actually trying to do was sniff on the bum of the dude stacking the shelves! It was hilarious! I watched it over and over and over p!ssing myself laughing the whole time! I spent ages scouring news for updates, hoping to find if he'd got caught so i could go to his trial to see what he said bout it, but all the newspapers seemed more interested in Iraq war or whatever. Go figure!

Don't listen to tokyos! It was bout this supermarket in tokyo where you just buy a bag of sh!t and pour it straight into the toilet, it's for people on diets and for people who are too busy to eat actual meals. It's a real time saver. Cuts out the middle man.