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I was watching this squirrel the other day, I thought it was a bit odd cos I thought they done hibernations in the cold. Anyway he was gambling about on this branch or whatever like they do and then BANG! the old man that lives next door shot him with air rifle. Apparently they is good eating. People is weird in Birmingham!

I've probably not seen as much of Redmond as you, but Birmingham are desperate for dollar so I agree we may be able to get him cheap.

My villa mate was at the game the other night in the corps an he was chatting with Mark Walters who is ex player and he said that Bent to Liverpool is done deal, he reckons transfer fee and wages is agreed, it's just matter of Villa deciding if to do it now or wait till end of season.

Well that's prime for mischiefs! My effort is bit route 1 tho sure u can do better:

Hi Frank! We're generally opposed to the practice of flushing threads into the muppet shows like unwanted turds, but any opportunity to openly call people cocks and fannys is welcome! I give you one reputation point for this thread! Supdgun: Please keep track of reputations points!

Justmikes is such a cock he even made it his avatar.

Soz frank. I have ambiguous feelings bout cocks. I love em, but also I just want to beat them so bad! Do we actually get fanny on here? I never seen none.

I dunno bout the banning bit but i would like to give people reputations! I would give tokyos reputations, and I would give smirking reputations. I liked smirkings post just now bout how he wouldn't read 4 paragraphs in site suggestions! I would also take pity on people who wasn't getting reputations, and i would give them reputations.

Certainly, you are the biggest cock on this board. Edit: Is that ok Frank? I don't think I'm doing it quite right!

Brendan Rogers was on the radio just now blaming defeat on the young players. No mention of the over-rated overpriced sh!te he signed like Allen, Borini and Sturridge. The main black mark against Coutinho is that Rogers wants to sign him.

Bad spelling. Should read "diaper".

I had actually heard similar from my contacts at the club. He's taking a hit on wages to get first team football which is v.refreshing attitude for footballer nowadays.

Oh.

Tell the truth Barry ur gonna have a vvank and watch Wild Britain with Ray Mears on ur own. Same as every evening.

I'd of used staples. You don't want to take chances, hundreds of dummies is lost every year through inadequate fixings.

I dunno bout Scientific Datas but when you has two local rivals the team who picks red always ends up more bigger and successful: Man Utd > Man City Arsenal > Tottenham Liverpool > Everton Southampton > Portsmouth Bristol City > Bristol Rovers Erm. Think thats bout it.

Weren't it that Ramirez did sit around waiting in the summer whilst we first tried to sign that other lad. Wassisname? MLG you remember I think he was from Holland?

Told ya!

MLG would laugh on your futile attempts to correct people! Fails!

It'll be nice for Jonno to get a fresh start I spose.

Word. His typing is useless and don't get me started on his filing.

I've invented process for making poo edible. It makes for v.low calories snack and cos I know how to get lots poo for free my overhead costs is v.low and I can undercut most other brands like mcdonald's and pret a mangers.

#adders4udders trending worldwide on twitter. Probably.

Bit worried bout the reduction in price we're gonna get a lot of pikey scum on there. Maybe we could have like a high-rollers ITK room which you can only get in if you pay say £100? I could mostly hang out in there when the riff-raff is getting me down. Also u can't have symbols in domain names you need to re-think on that bit!

Why is you after Stevegrants anyway milton you helmet? This thread would be more interesting with details! I can't decide if it's more likely some kind of sick sexual thing or just that you is planning hostile takeover of Saintsweb.