Bearsy

gonna watch the villa game down the pub. I'm looking for a newcastle win cos i like seeing grown brummies cry and my local is rammed full of villas.

that's why god invented roofies

i will check with tokyos see if he's cool with a 3way. He probably is.

Old men who rape children is bout where i draw the line tbh

I hope this ain't gonna be a cabin boy type story delldays.

Nah. pm me her number tho! She sounds slack!

No a BUNKER tokyos! It's a sand trap on golf course! They is actually a good place to have sex cos it's easy to bury the body after.

You ever played golf tokyos? I had sex in a bunker once.

Ever thought bout giving chicken necks 100k straight to charity phil? Then no-one would have to go to the trouble or inconvenience of playing golf.

Oh sh!t. I take it back! Don't start telling me bout it dubai i really don't give a fvvck!

You'll always be my bottom b!tch tokyos xx

Who is that old chicken neck anyways?

I like Sharktopus. I seen a lot of new posters on here lately, obviously they is all premier league glory-hunters but Sharktopus is my favourite!

Hi Barry can you pm me please before starting threads. You too milts.

I was hoping for a thread bout spunking in stevegrants face.

When did we last win at Old Trafford history buffs?

ML left provision for the development of SFC in his estate, the next installment is due 2014 in accordance with the 5 year plan.

Always refer to the experts tokyos. It's no good people just coming on here trying to guess how to pronounce stuff.

I wonder what the chances of that Art post not starting an argument.

They actually have quite a lot of useful pronunciations on there! http://www.forvo.com/word/tokyo-saint/

To be fair that MLG site is definitely a reliable resource. http://www.forvo.com/word/jose-fonte/

Yeah any movement in the last 14 minutes?

You gonna let her get away with that Itchy? If this was a teen movie, and I like to think it is, you'd work up an elaborate and machivellian scheme to earn her trust and fascination until you finally get to knob her on prom night then never call her again.

Hahaha Sharktopus! That is cool! I had to google to find out bout Sharktopus cos i was imagining bastard love-child of shark and octopus and i was pleased to find out that was exactly what it is! There is a documentary bout it on the internet! They say Sharktopus is "even more deadly than Kraken"!