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nah i think you have a choice between a bmw with tank of premium petrols or a ferrari that runs on p!ss

kick in the teeth if Rihanna cops off with Curt innit. Just leaves me sucking off Boruc.

Ain't it that before Arsene rocked up at highbury Everton and Arsenal had v.similar records? Edit: I mean i can't argue with logic!

Really? Ok he is not invited to party then, it'll just be me, corpse of Kurt Cobain and Rihanna.

It's my birthday today as well fact fans! It is a v.good day to be born, me and Artur are also birthday brothers with Kurt Cobain, Rihanna & Frasier from tv show "Frasier"!

that's prob true out the box but 18 months down the line my windows laptop is bout twice as slow as it was whereas the macbook things don't seem to slow up so much. Pap explained it to me one time, but i can't remember the technical terms!

Once we've established comfortable 3 goal lead i would find a simple refrain of "Ur Going Down With Ur 'Arry" most acceptable.

yeah i watch it sometimes it's not my favourite tho cos I'm allergic to his dumb daughter and dumb ex wife. The daughter is the worst! When she comes on doing her forced goth acting and is like "Dear Father, I Wish You Would Refrain From Suckulating Mammaries When Your Offspring Is Resident In Ur Domicile" i always want to jump through screen & stab her in neck!

BANSHEEE!!! is the most sex and violence show on tv! I'm gonna promote it till everyone watches it. Here is some infos bout the main characters in BANSHEEE!!! with poss spoilers. The Dude he's been in prison for 15 years for doing a diamond robbery and then he gets out and immediately becomes sheriff of town of BANSHEEE!!! Big Nose is the bird that the Dude loves she done the robbery with him and got away with the diamonds. The dude has mostly gone to BANSHEEE!!! to get his diamonds back but when she offers to give them back he's like "you can't buy me off like that!". We first meet her getting licked out by her new boyfriend. She also nearly gets raped one time. Big Nose's Daughter is sometimes 12 and sometimes 15. She's definitely the Dude's daughter but we don't officially know that yet. She's often getting felt up by older dudes but this ain't pedo cos the actress is prob 28 or something. The Mermens there is lot of mermens in this show, the best one is the Head Mermens Daughter cos she is the hottest girl on tv and the Dude fvvcks her loads and she has really good boobs and arse The Giant Gay Albino tries to make the Dude suck him off so the dude cuts off the Giant Gay Albino's knob and then breaks his neck with lifting weights The Heavyweight Champion Of The World for some reason does his world title fight in small hick town of BANSHEEE!!! but he does a bad rape so the Dude beats him up bad right in front of everyone even tho he's supposed to be Sheriff and breaks his arms so he can never fight again The Main Gangster used to be a mermens but he's gangsta now. He arranges a small illegal rave in a barn on a farm in small hick town of BANSHEEE!!! but it's ludicrous cos the small illegal rave in barn has like a dozen armed security guards talking on intercoms like they're protecting president or something. Then there is bad drugs so Dude has to intervene and do some murders. These is just a sample of great things you see in small hick town of BANSHEEE!!! This is the Head Mermens Daughter! Do you want to see her boobs? Course you do!

probably our best alliteration player since Fabrice Fernandes. Actually i can't really think of any others.

why do these disputes always end with me sucking someone's cock?

don't try me to high with ur facts windows i probably meant most spendiest rather than least debtiest.

that don't seem quite right, I'd of thought Walcott & Nasri joined after Cole was already sold for example. I reckon they're bout the 4th richest club so finishing 4th is bout par at the moment.

we use the torn carcass of incautious picnickers

i weren't too sure bout you spud but suddenly i'm finding you deeply attractive! Left facing bears are generally more gay than right facing bears but overall you is still v.handsome!

yeah i just had another feel on my balls and they thought it was disgusting how punch wipes his arse with his bare hand. Evidences! Also did anyone see after the match punch shook cortese's hand and as he was walking off you could see cortese sniffing his fingers and looking v.unhappy.

i feel deep down in my ballsack that if we give punch a bumper 3 year contract he'll be gash next season. Possibly me and cortese have got similar mystic balls in this regard.

hey I'm back! I feel better already! I've missed my lovely happy face!

i think justmikes was on that. You can have murdoch if you like cos I miss being bear. I think I'm gonna be more bear again and less murdoch.

apropos nothing, everyone should check out this new tv show called "Banshee". It's the most sex and violence show on tv! It's bout this dude who gets out of prison after 15 years and through contatonation of implausibilites gets job as sheriff of a hick town called Banshee. The town is run by this evil gangsta dude and you also have red indians running a casino and you have mermens driving round in carts and not using technology. So there is lots for him to do. Some of the stuff is really cool like when the sheriff kills a gangsta dude and knobs his wife the next day, and the time he knobs the head mermens daughter who is hot as balls! Also the time he beats up the World Heavyweight Champion live on tv for doing a bad rape on a waitress who has v.nice boobs. It is a mental show!

I do think he's spotted gap in the market tho. I get offered drugs quite a lot when I'm out and about, but i ain't never been offered crystal meth. I aint't even sure what it is - is it the same as E except you is smoking it? Here is drugs i have tried: Edit - Changed mind i shouldn't be recommending on best drugs to have. I would feel bad if Milts got smack addict!

Alright milts you can have ur poll, but if u get less than 50% approval ratings ur being ostriched to the motoring forums. Justmikes - please facilitate these pollings asap!

dumb tokyos! Bless! Is taxi drivers doing rapes as common as it seems Jeff? My gf had experience Sat night, and also i was thinking of that taxi driver in london with the roofie champagne. Also that one who murdered all them prostitutes in Ipswich.

I don't like how Tara Russell composes her articles. It's annoying when every sentence is a new paragraph. I wonder if the b!tch talks like that too?