Bearsy

"Fox In The Box" by Danny Fox is a cracking read. I also enjoyed "02/05/11: The Glory Days" by Ryan Dickson.

you obviously don't play much scrabbles!

There's a shop near me. I call it arkwrights.

nu-uh "rhythms" is longer. Suck it tokyos! edit: oh phil/mlg has already pointed out tokyos dumbassery!

i want my lawyer

driving forwards into parking spot is "lady-style". Real men back in.

12:23 - Tokyos opens murder investigation 12:25 - MLG posts on main boards 12:27 - Bearsy lols @ tokyos stupidities!

i was imagining one really vindictive bee following dude round.

hi can u stop trolling pls tokyos i'm trying to reinvent myself as respected main board opinionator I'm gonna do important thread later bout Luke Shaw's arse. I have been studying v.closely and it seems to me he has v.large arse for 17 year old white male. I think this needs investigating.

adam johnson don't seem to be pulling up no trees either

i went to cinema one time and old man in front was trying to pay by f*cking cheque! it left me insufficient time to select all my pick n mix requirements.

In a river the colour of lead Immerse Harry Redknapp's head Wrap his nuts in the News of the World Feed them to Rosie, lols

it must be really frustrating to have hoofs. Poor bastards. I'm glad someone is taking care of them. If you jizz in a pint of milk it stays fresh upto 62% longer. It's what they used to do before pasteurisations

i don't get how phil tossing off camels makes them have sex with llamas. Was it they was given choice? Listen camel either you fvvck that llama or this fat golf pro is gonna mess with ur junk

i know right! That was one of my favourite bits! It's so ridiculous how he's supposed to be arresting mike tyson but what he does instead right in front of everyone and cameras and everything is break his arms so bad that mike tyson will never fight again! There is actually no comebacks whatsoever bout this in further episodes. Have you done the one with the illegal rave yet? That is one of my favourites for being completely ludicrous! Also the one with the Hells Angels dragging people through main street. Also the one with the giant naked gay albino! In fact they is all my favourites! I think it's by same people that did the one bout the horny vampires that i never really watched.

lols did you actually watch that? i like phil, but i know better than to be watching videos & films he recommends! I just crossed "Men Who Sex With Goats" off my list cos he give it props in farts orum.

I believe so. Is milts ban or something, he's hardly sent me any sinister pm's today.

Mate of mine shaved his head but he looked like aids, so he took pill to make hair grow back and woke up next morning with full beard and 3 inch toenails.

no, but we can spread it

Clearly he's like punch not suited to the lower leagues but given additional time and space that you get in premier league would definitely excel.

did you watch BANSHEEEE yet tokyos? There is this one character in it who is so clearly based on u that u could probably sue!

I am not that kind of bear tokyos! I do find it worrying that you have that kind of calendar tho, also that you like it so much you're still using it 4 years later!

word? they has yamyams round here in birminghams. It's what they call people from dudley or wherever, i thought it was just cos they speak funny and instead of saying "I'm" they is saying "Yam". I did not previously realise they also eat peoples!

the award is he gets to share bath with you & ur dad in laws

Wait can you confirm pedo was it more me or tokyos that gets credit for this? Also, glad to have u on board! I will watch ur future career with considerable interest!