Bearsy

when i was a kid i my grandad had this old book of stories for young dudes, and one of them was bout football. I think it was set in like the 50s or something. What was happening was this team, i think it was maybe Arsenal, was having trouble cos their strikers kept dieing in mysterious circumstances. It was getting so bad they couldn't get no-one to play for them no more. So then this young reporter dude goes undercover to investigate and ends up playing for the first team! He's doing quite well until the chairman shoots him in the head with a rifle from up in the Director's box! I can't remember if ref gave free kick. Turns out the Chairman needed the club to lose games for some reason i couldn't understand. Has anyone ever heard bout this book? I wouldn't mind reading it again, looking back it seems pretty lols!

can you make that picture bit bigger please tim?

i am also interested to hear bout Forrens! I can't find out for myself cos MLG hasn't bothered updating iphones transfers as yet. I haven't played in a while but when i left off my Saints team just hauled in a 5 trophy season and JRod is England's main striker.

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Maybe should be Cardiff DragQueens then

Harry Redknapp slunk into St. Mary's Stadium on his 66th birthday like a dog who'd just sh!t in the kitchen. He had no reason to expect a welcome here, having previously overseen a relegation from top flight football that ultimately resulted in the club's near liquidation. To add insult to injury he then cravenly abandoned Southampton to chase tax payers cash at bitter rivals Portsmouth, which again ultimately resulted in near liquidation. However it appeared at first that the Southampton fans were willing to let bygones be bygones. Barely had the match started the home crowd launched a rousing rendition of the "Happy Birthday" song and Redknapp appeared visibly relieved by this tribute. He stood for a moment smiling with his hand aloft, as if to grasp a brown envelope from the heavens, but as the song reached it's crescendo the home fans pointedly refused to name the twitchy faced tax evader and instead sang "Happy Birthday... Pochettino" in reference to their Argentinian manager who coincidentally shares a birthdate. Redknapp's saggy face drooped like a spent penis. He looked about himself confused and disorientated until assistant coach Steve Cotterill ushered him back to the dugout like a homeless man ejected from Selfridges. Almost immediately Southampton scored the first of their six goals.

keeps up his record of predicting a saints defeat every game since ponch took over. Think he's called this game wrong tho. Ponch is unbeaten at home!

:rolleyes:

had to googles jek porkins. his name suits him v.much!

agreed it was super lame! i don't like that yawn smiley tho it enrages my inner bear! Also the one with the rolling eyes people do at me sometimes!

it ain't a metaphor bromain, i get laid outside brothels despite handicap of having seen star wars! Also, don't yawn at me i don't like it.

...stay on Targett... we're too close! ...stay on Targett... loosen up! peow peow BOOOOOM!

minus 1 reputations points for you persaint

ur wise to be cautious whitey, he gets me like this all the time and usually it's just a close up of his knob

he done this one cos of LAMBART injury

i got fraction from skint saint for posting uncensored versions of those!

i will definitely watch that movie. Hudgens is filfth. I will probably wait for dvd tho. You get funny looks vvanking in cinema. Edit - is it pink hair? I don't know who she is but she seems virgin.

I don't think you can be told bout the Southampton Way hypo. You have to experience it. Like Matrix. Also anal.

How is it free standing? That sounds massive ballache. Do you have to carry it with you everywhere you go?

i saw trailer for that the other day. It seems to be greatest film of all time! you mean gomez being virgin? I ain't buying that. Bieber definitely hit that imho

Isn't it that LAMBART is injury?

good stories bro! can u do product review on the butt plug thing in muppet shows please? we could use a sex toy review thread. Disappointed to hear bout you using club cards tho. Barrington would not like this either, i feel it adds insult to injury when he's behind u in queue busting for vvank.

i don't really get it tho. What is it exactly? Is it stuff like you'd get in saintsplayer or in match programme except on ur phone?

in my paper shop the dude says the names of all the things ur buying as he tots them up so everyone in shop can hear what ur getting. He's like "mars bar.... bottle oasis.... pint milk.... A PORNO!!!"

oooh he's done u there tokyos! Well played phils, +3 reputations points!