dune

The plotting against the Nerd goes public... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2075670/Ed-Milibands-speeches-criticised-new-40k-year-speechwriter.html

Just as I said would happen.

There's an ICM poll in the Sunday Telegraph with topline figures of CON 40, LAB 34, LDEM 14. Now that Dave is listening to me the tide has turned.

Nice timing. Another Omen me thinks.

I'd imagine that a significant number won't be drinking if you know what I mean...

Women drivers and worse still men that drive like women.

I expect that I annoy people at supermarket checkouts. I always arrange my purchases so that the heaviest items are first of the the belt and stuff like bread is last. However they always fire the items past the scanner (far too quickly) and this jumbles things up and i'm not a quick packer anyway. I don't give a f/ck and just plod along with my organised packing anyway whilst the till operator twiddles her thumb and everyone else in the queue looks annoyed.

ha ha, just seen stu romsey saint dancing on bbc 1.

Been on the shandys by any chance?

Just remembered. Whilst out looking for candlesticks I was sorting through some junk and pulled out a battered pair of antique ice skates.

I called in at a rip-off antiques shop to see if they'd got any nice candle sticks (which they hadn't) so the bloke then started telling me where I should go. Despite me saying I was local so knew where his suggestions were he carried on talking. Basically talking sh/t. I couldn't be rude and tell him to shut the f/ck up and let me go. Franks Cousin's post have the same effect on me.

Whilst defrosting the freezers and giving the utility room a spring clean I moved the dog bed out and found mouse droppings. I had seen a mouse about 2 months ago and put some poison down so thought they were old. I carried on cleaning and then spotted a mouse scuttle into the dogs toy collection. I fetched the coal shovel and closed the doors. Slowly I removed the toys until I found the mouse which I humanely destroyed by hitting it with the shovel. Omen: Men against mice tomorrow.

At precisely 18:57 i'm gonna have a sh/t.

I am currently defrosting a freezer. They will melt.

If you don't have an omen don't post on the thread.

I saw a piece on the news about the Dale Farm evictions. We'll send them packing tomorrow.

The Conservatives have just moved ahead in the Polls. That is an Omen as Saints are a right wing Conservative club.

I did switch over and the little deaf man was doing sign language and pulling spaggy faces and that ****ed me off even more.

Sat watching "Breakfast" and they go over to "click"....... arghhhhhh. I'm not ****ing interested in hearing about apps and androids and tabs. FFS.

Take it to the tip you lazy sod.

Been the last two times. Not this time though thanks to PC burrows and SFC ticket office.

Last night’s YouGov poll for the Sun had topline figures of CON 41%, LAB 40%, LDEM 10%.

We should just laugh at them. They are rattled.

The Germans need us and if we hold our nerve we will get our way. David Cameron is upper class, which the "chip on the shoulder Socialists" hate, but as far as I see it I think it's a good thing in a leader as he is bred to rule. It's just as I said: