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You have gone up in my estimations with such hilarity and mirth.

One of my favourites. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h03_QbqhHg

I was out so didn't see it.

You'd really enjoy the commentary i'm giving in the living room.

no medal = failure.

I thought it was thoroughly uncivilised behaviour.

It's been embarrassing tonight tbh. We've got a granny in the triple jump ffs. Here comes zebedee...

She does put her foot in it. Remember her telling the national winner he could get his teeth fixed now.

He'll p/ss the final the way he cantered accross the line.

Tries to think of the perfect dull leftie. So many to choose from...

Clair Balding is a proper fathers daughter, very efficient and articulate. Lineker on the other hand isn't very good.

no way, i'm sticking with these e fags until and during my holiday at the end of the month, will be mid sept until I consider a weaker cartridge. played golf this morning (including 100 balls on the driving range) and have just woke up and ache all over - so much for a healthier lifestyle.

Andy have you ever heard of the saying "children should be seen and not heard"?

Are you still talking about the poncey tennis?

More dominence at the velodrome from Kenny

Been a fortnight now and am still chuffing away happily on e-lites. Spent about 50 quid on all the bits and bobs and threw my fags away to remove temptation. It's been surprisingly effortless. http://www.e-lites.co.uk/

Worried her face would crack.

Oh well at least it's another gold for GBR. Has his miserable mother forced a smile yet?

*switches over to bbc hd for the cycling*

Well he's bound to play better when his opponent isn't trying as hard as he would normally.

If this was a grandslam he would have tried harder. This was in essence the perfect tournament for the Jock to get an easy ride against his superiors.

You are right Colin. He's not trying.

Come on Tim.

Yes yes yes, you've already said that and it's still rubbish.

Well that's your opinion and I respect that even though you are talking utter sh/te.