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I prefer caramacs of mily bars or cadbgury buttons which is ****ing weird because buttons are the same chocolate as the bars, but because they're buttons they taste much nicer. Why is this?

aha, sneaky trying to ruin my thread - it won't work, i'm now in my stride.

I'd have ****ing loved to have lived a generation of two ago and gone to Africa and built a farm and helped the poor in developing their countries and stopped famines and achieved something and flown the union flag. What days they must have been.

Tell me about your car.

Labour for everything they've ever done in destroying the empire and knocking Britain of the top of the perch. Without that party we'd all now be rolling in it. Cvnts cvnts cvnts.

Must be, he's even gone for the slaphead look.

p.p.s - can i give delldays some abuse in future without an infraction.

P.s i'm buzzin my t1ts off. ha ha

And please also delete these b000llocks posts

swear filter fvvvcked that, the bit in brackets therefore please put as "and sh111t"

Oh and in the title can you and "and ****" to the end of it please because I reckon that'd be good.

Any chance of making this a sticky please mods.

A few years ago I got robbed blind by a garage to have the dics and pads changed on my Audi A4. They quoted me in the region of £400 all done and I said to them if it's a few quid more just do it and don't bother phoning me up (by a few quid I meant about £50). When I picked the car up the cvnt gave me an £800 bill and when I asked for a bit of time to give him the final £300 he said that's not their policy and he'd have to keep the car. Borrowed the money and paid, but was well ****ed off about it. Later found out that it should've cost about £400 max for the work done - we live and learn the hard way sometimes... I've just had the same work done again - at an old school friends new unit and he charged £312 and I know he's good because he was recommended by a mate who works for another garage and he said stuff like leave this and that for now and gave me advice on a plan to get to resolve the brakes issue i've got methodically without jumping in replacing **** like the servo and master cylinderwhich would've cost a comparitive bomb. So this is the jist of the thread. With so many posters on this forum every fix for a car will have been covered, so for the benefit of all of us tell us your tales of rip-off and your tales of what you've paid and your tales of bargains for work done etc. In time this thread can then build up into a comprehensive guide for those of us aren't clued up to the finest detail, and for those of us who know a fair bit, but naturally won't be clued up on more obscure faults. Please no waffle, just stuff that will be useful. Cheers.

Mods can we have a poll; which is coolest a)Turkish's forum shirt, or b) Stu's Ben Sherman shirt. I'm quite gutted because my Luke polo shirt doesn't come close on the cool wall.

None of those games are particularly daunting. I can see us storming up the table now.

I'd like to see us do what fans in the London Rd end at p'boro do when the oppositions goal keeper comes out. They all clap him and when he acknoledges they give him the w4nker sign.

I remember witnessing some of badboysaints crew with their forum names on their shirts. Turkish is never going to live this down.

Fair play.

What's with the arms? I can only conclude there was a sale on at the megastore and he was trying to fly to get in there fast to snap up some more bargains.

If you look closely in the bottom right corner you'll see he's spat his dummy out.

Put all your money on red.

I have stopped sitting in the Northam due to the amount of retarded teenagers that are appearing. I was at the boxing day fixture last season and a fat youth spent the entire game complaining about "new fans" sitting in his stand and not singing enough. If you're the fat kid in block 41 Row GG (at the end next to block 42) you're a kn0b and most of us were going when little brats like you were still in your nappies.

The alloys would have to go.

Being a Southern club i'd expect our fans wore trilbys wheras the northern monkeys wore flat caps. Even in those days we had the edge when it came to style.

Yes, it's what people on council estates wear.