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And the city is also masonic, and the secret of the ancient mysteries is burried under the corner stone of the washington monument.

From the pics i'd be inclined to think i'd hate the place, that said if got packed and played good tunes i'd enjoy.

There should be no threat to britain - we're an island fortress. Well we once were an island fortress. Te enemy is now within and it's very sad.

I'm not a climate change sceptic, I am a believer. But what is utter bollix is tha man has anything to do with it. Have you ever heard of nature?

You see what some of you lot consider a dive, i'd have quite enjoyed in my day. Is thereanyone who likes the place?

What are all your views on castration/sterilisation for the slobs?

Let's be honest that is why we all own a computer. So can we have an over 18's porn forum please.

Also let Romsey Stu back on. Funny guy that is missed.

Suggestion for Boj, and the absent Steve. Infractions. Could they not be a panel decision and where a mod thinks a comment is completely out of order removed for consideration. As you know i got banned because a certain mod didn't like me so i reckon it'd be more professional to make punishments a joint decision.

Check out the TSW forum match, especially the lanky ginger one.

While we're on the subject does anyone know what the sity of sound is now - still the same, name changed or shut. used to love that **** hole.

Then maybe the mod(s) will do a poll which would be well good. This is ****ing brilliant and is the song of my youth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEth2a8VJCU

I have just pm'd johnny bognor to ask him to throw his name into the hat. VOTE JOHNNY. I've been an admin and a mod before, so wouldn't want to tread on anyones toes with my skills in this field, although if any of the new mods need some guidance i'd be more than happy to offer some tips. Best add a winky as I know most of you lot don't get humour. wink wink.

Looking at the pics of it, it looks like the inside of a fridge.

RIP, one of the best.

I should also at the conversation with unfriendly Turk happened on our second day and we were eating in his fathers basic (but bloody expesive and crap food) cafe thing. If you ever go to a muslim country be very careful on your first day at 12.55 lunchtime as this is when it happens. At first I thought someone was strangling a cat and then i felt the giggles coming on (which hasn't happened since wiggy put a condom over vacum cleaner pipe in first year biology) and keeping a forced straight face told my missus that when in Turkey theyre well devout and don't start laughing, which made it worse so i forced myself not to look at her as i could sense she had the giggles too and i'd just crack up if she started. And then thank **** it stopped and i starting talking **** to try and banish my demons, and then it ****ing started again and we both just couldn't help cracking up. I think this may have upset him and we didn't eat there again. An example: Please tell i'm just a slightly right leaning liberal, and not a shletered bumpkin Ha Ha, just listening to that brings it all back, funny as **** - but i guess you needed to be there.

Whilst on my hols I got talking to a Turk, not a nice Turk i may add, and he stated that the English are the unfriendliest people he'd met. It turned out that his wife was living in bury St Edmonds with his children and he'd been refused a work permit. He went on to say that when he was in England he got black looks and people didn't smile at him to sum up. Like a fool I sympathised with him at the time, but then I thought to myslef WTF, the English are among the friendliest and must humourful and most generous people nationality there is. This view was compounded by witnessing how rude most (not all) the Germans were where we stayed and how they were so tight with tipping and so selfish with their early morning raids on the sun loungers, and then I saw that contrary to what i'd been told - the Turks (looked like a gang set up) who controlled the prime snide gear shops were wolves in sheeps clothing and scratch the surface and they' be the sort who slit your throat should you have an altercation down a dark alley. And then I picked up a book from the hotel Library and it was written by a yank, but he made an observation that I thought yeah that's bang on. He wrote that whereever you go in the world and you see germans, or frenchmen or any other races meeting as strangers you see them chatting, but wherever in the world two Englishmen meet within seconds we're laughing and joking. And this is true. Considering we live on such a grim, cold drizzly outpost we're the ****ing best.

I agree with you NickG. At the end of the day they are not part time footballers, football is their profession and they get very well paid. They are also role models and abassadors for the football club. I'm not suggesting they should be hermits, just stick together and understand that they are not normal 20 somethings. If I was Nigel Adkins i'd back LB 100% (even if i thought he was a cvnt), but i'd get the whole squad together and spell out how it is and from now on make it clear that they either socialise quietly with the families or go out drinking on organised club do's.

Were, it's ****ing were.

Trust me, if you you want work and you're not fussy it's out there. This is why i'd bring back work houses and anyone who's able bodied and out of work for over 6 months i'd stop all their benefits and give them a choice between the workhouse and the streets. You'd soon see them getting off their arses then.

Have Bournemouth ever been out of the bottom two divisions?

You think the sqaure baloon is good though.

It's true though. There is no reason why anyone should be out of work. There's plenty of agency jobs out there to fill a gap.

That's the one i'm thinking of. If it's not that then I don't know.

I'm convinced his sacking was a good thing.