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Imagine it'll be a lovely way to cap off the season.

Sure fans will turn up anyway despite being told not to. Who'd turn down a chance to have a celebration and few drinks in Southampton in the bank Holiday sun!?!

He's clearly pragmatic, and clearly has Farke's number.

Really good bunch, and loud as fuck too.

I was sat right next to one of the cunts 😂 He spent the whole match with his finger in his left ear. The saints fan (me) next to him was just too noisy. He loved having to celebrate and nipped off just before the final whistle.

Fucking come on lads, do it for <insert key saints person no longer with us here>!

I'd imagine the roads will be nightmarish.

Never lost a playoff final with Rishi in attendance, either. The omens are good!

I don't have any kit to wear, just look out for an old saints scarf on a bedraggled, tired man whose relatives failed to get tickets. Will MLG be there?

The bloke deserves it, he really does.

Bit too early I reckon. Aim to get there from 12.30?

Got mine in the post today. Will you(r postie) step up?

Indeed!

God you're a fucking bag of optimism, aren't you!? Hope I'm not near you at Wembley.

Are they at general sale yet?

I'll start worrying if I don't have it by Friday midday.

I'd rather sit with my fellow fans if given the choice - I presumed that'd be the case for most!

Very odd if the Leeds end hasn't sold out

Yeah just go red and white

The phone system fucked me over. Ended up with -£256 worth of tickets at one point 😂 Instead I just opted for the pre-selected seats. Right up at the top 't Gods.

I'm sure you will, there'll be the odd pocket of seats here and there.

Sunak's just a puppet. As soon as he loses the election and is de-throned as Tory leader, I'll happily take him back as one of us. Seems a decent chap aside from his political rhetoric.

Bet that wheelchair fucked the grass up and some. Back in my day we wouldn't have even considered doing such incomprehensibly selfish and utterly aggressive things.

Just need to overcome the boring, moaning old codgers that see it as 'noddy', 'tinpot' or 'embarrassing'.

Penalties was worse, surely