Master Bates

Stop playing with my emotions.

The Pen can't wait for Holgate to pick him up.

No he had a wash.... just kidding, he never washes.

The Pen was right.

Most probably Tella

On a wing and a prayer

Jacob Bruun Larsen https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12287515/Southampton-weighing-Hoffenheim-star-Jacob-Bruun-Larsen.html

No, that's a defender

Are we not getting one of theirs?

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/23648316.southampton-goalkeeper-mat-lis-joins-sport-republics-goztepe-loan/

Pen

Signed

I didn't think, eek, time to delete it

Benfica tomorrow

*inappropriate

This

His transfer fell through, now back at Saints.

What? Alcaraz is leaving? (I'm just messing)

Chorley not?

What happened, did you go blind?

Just realised you can see the trees of the New Forest in the 3rd away kit, gold being the moon?

Sponsor peeling off already.....

I did Pahars, I'd still have his babies now.

Papa Smurf finally signs

Its This month. Let's go tomorrow or Monday 10th.