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Master Bates

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  1. We're all happy again
  2. Assuming this thread is tongue in cheek.
  3. Don't know, I still haven't used the Ouija board yet.
  4. To the tune if Barbara Ann: ROCKIN AND A ROLLIN ROCKIN AND A ROLLIN RUBEN SELLES RUBE RUBE RUBE RUBE RUBEN SELLES
  5. Motherwell
  6. Gerrard and Wilder rejected https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/steven-gerrard-handed-southampton-manager-29229627
  7. Can't believe we end up doing the double over Chelsea. I love the script writers.
  8. That's one way to selles Selles
  9. Kotchap from Heinz
  10. Selles
  11. I'm at Claremomt Guest House in the Polygon area.
  12. SHIT ON HIS FACE, SHIT ON HIS FACE, I WANT TO SHIT ON ANKERSENS FACE
  13. Yes
  14. Put me in charge. I'm very hands on.
  15. Yes. Sir Alex Ferguson or Saints Are Fucked.
  16. SAF
  17. I've cancelled the flyover.
  18. No. Shit on his (Ankersens) face whilst sticking both mid fingers up his nostrils til he suffocates.
  19. 🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕💩🖕
  20. I've flopped many a times, yet I'm still regarded as one of the best in Europe.
  21. That's Jeremy Kyle.
  22. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1734779/Southampton-next-manager-Jesse-Marsch-Leeds-Premier-League-latest
  23. You dropped one on the floor earlier and still haven't picked it up so technically it's not.
  24. Parents are mentalists and should be left in the car.
  25. 😯 Mind your fucking language 😑😉
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