Master Bates

I've cancelled the flyover.

No. Shit on his (Ankersens) face whilst sticking both mid fingers up his nostrils til he suffocates.

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I've flopped many a times, yet I'm still regarded as one of the best in Europe.

That's Jeremy Kyle.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1734779/Southampton-next-manager-Jesse-Marsch-Leeds-Premier-League-latest

You dropped one on the floor earlier and still haven't picked it up so technically it's not.

Parents are mentalists and should be left in the car.

😯 Mind your fucking language 😑😉

He does it for me reface-2023-02-14-10-56-15.mp4

I was a referee once, only once, never again.

Either way, he's signing an 18 month contract at Leedshampton

Top trumps, who wins?

Probably on his side curled up in the fetal position sobbing.

Quite, you keep them outside so they don't hit their heads flying about.

It's all getting wilder at the moment.

Last time I did that...... never mind

Thorup & Selles. Sounds like a detective series, I like it.

Don't know, you didn't tell me.

Yeah just SWF going audio but intelligently, unlike us lot. To be fair I've had more fun standing in the mirror twirling the hair on my man nipples. Still, it was a good listen, Blackmore and Tessem made me chuckle.

A TV show about us? In America? Hope they don't form a religious cult based on us too, or an American version of us like they did with 'Shameless' and 'The Office', God awful. Just when you thought we couldn't get any shitter and then the American version comes out 🤦‍♂️👀🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Hairy cheese.

How much is it going to cost the club to replace the We March On slogan on the billboards outside the stadium? This could be a costly appointment ya know. Gets my yes though.

That was fun