Master Bates

I miss my Avatar thing

No source, things generally happen in 3's so.....

2 down, one more to go....

Getting difficult trying to keep up to date and doing my day job, I need 3 hands. 1 for the mobile, one for actions and one for F5'ing my tablet. Ooooohhhhh, 1st world problems hey.

Olaigbe returns to Saints. Olaigbe joins Harrogate on loan.

Oh deer 🤦‍♂️ I guess next it'll be "Just need Barry Venison out of retirement."

The Taxi is outside mate.

So we haven't we gone for players from Amazon then? Huh?

Everton have just bid for him now, well done....

Getting there slowly, you too mate

Um, yes if they were in charge of over seeing it 👀

Honestly not a fan. I'd stick her in the recycling bin.

Cant stand that woman, she should have been jailed. Trust me, I don't exercise over that one.

Nowt in front

Red. Nowt to report from behind.

Just about to walk past the Stadium. If there's a Sky Sports crew I'll wave, stick my tongue out and make moronic animal noises. I'll be the one in blue.

Nayew that's for sure. You'd be pants.

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Ayew? I'm not

Saints reject Marseille loan bid for Mara

Put poisonous substance on it and cover your mouth, or swallow the hanky whole.

I recommend silk socks as it slides to the bottom.

I thought it would be Lego, to help us lego of the Premiership after relegation.

Plenty of strikers on the railways so I hear.

Who will be sponsoring us?