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Master Bates

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  1. SHIT ON HIS FACE, SHIT ON HIS FACE, I WANT TO SHIT ON ANKERSENS FACE
  2. Yes
  3. Put me in charge. I'm very hands on.
  4. Yes. Sir Alex Ferguson or Saints Are Fucked.
  5. SAF
  6. I've cancelled the flyover.
  7. No. Shit on his (Ankersens) face whilst sticking both mid fingers up his nostrils til he suffocates.
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  9. I've flopped many a times, yet I'm still regarded as one of the best in Europe.
  10. That's Jeremy Kyle.
  11. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1734779/Southampton-next-manager-Jesse-Marsch-Leeds-Premier-League-latest
  12. You dropped one on the floor earlier and still haven't picked it up so technically it's not.
  13. Parents are mentalists and should be left in the car.
  14. 😯 Mind your fucking language 😑😉
  15. He does it for me reface-2023-02-14-10-56-15.mp4
  16. I was a referee once, only once, never again.
  17. Either way, he's signing an 18 month contract at Leedshampton
  18. Top trumps, who wins?
  19. Probably on his side curled up in the fetal position sobbing.
  20. Quite, you keep them outside so they don't hit their heads flying about.
  21. It's all getting wilder at the moment.
  22. Last time I did that...... never mind
  23. Thorup & Selles. Sounds like a detective series, I like it.
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