Master Bates

Shea Charles has soft hands apparently

Not bad

Apparently no Bella-Kotchap and Sam Edozie

3pm yeah, team news normally half hr before with friendlies?

He could hand in a transfer request?...

MATCH DAY BOOM

Stop playing with my emotions.

The Pen can't wait for Holgate to pick him up.

No he had a wash.... just kidding, he never washes.

The Pen was right.

Most probably Tella

On a wing and a prayer

Jacob Bruun Larsen https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12287515/Southampton-weighing-Hoffenheim-star-Jacob-Bruun-Larsen.html

No, that's a defender

Are we not getting one of theirs?

https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/23648316.southampton-goalkeeper-mat-lis-joins-sport-republics-goztepe-loan/

Pen

Signed

I didn't think, eek, time to delete it

Benfica tomorrow

*inappropriate

This

His transfer fell through, now back at Saints.

What? Alcaraz is leaving? (I'm just messing)

Chorley not?