PhilippineSaint

Hotel rooms Bathrooms next to main entrance door Alcohol Wrong turning on exiting bathroom Self locking hotel room Naked in hallway More than once I am afraid

well it will be cheaper for me, so Milts pick any 5 star hotel in Luanda as the venue and I will give you the dates of my availability a month in advance to allow you to get your ticket arranged. NB you will also be picking up the tab for the beer and tarts

I think this means NO Where did I say you were a Skate in the last week ? Unless you can arrange a ticket to Manila for less than 500 your better off putting your own money in the hospice I cant even see why I am responding to this as you are obviously devoid of any sort of humour or so sensitive baby shampoo would hurt you.

I knew I had something wrong there must have been thinking of the Koreans and the nice way the Japanese call them Garlic munchers. And waits for Tokyo to correct him.

There not called "Garlic eating surrender monkeys" for nothing you know

I dont understand the question it needs to be written in english.

As is Oscar Pistorius

its nothing to do with me!

This should be on the credits page when the printed version of this thread comes out. Mods you want to make a killing get this sent to Hailiogoly publishing or we could all have free membership

Most of us know what you did there

If we are voting for a winner this gets my vote

If your now using Windows 7 for a work machine be prepared to be frustrated at every possible moment of the working day. The IT dept decided with no consultation to the people that use our PC's to upgrade to 7 from XP its been a nightmare email excel word all down the pan if I dont have to reboot it 8 times a day its because I have not been using the computer to do any work. Can we explain and get them to see our problems no because they are in a different country and timezone and log onto our systems when they are not being used. written on Macbook Air with no problems what so ever apart from drunk fingers

If he put his avatar bear in a ninja costume he would still be called a skate but never Dune

This but don't quote me on anything I have ever said on this forum.

"They should be committed and smarter than the average bear" is one of the better comments in that article

I wish I only worked 37 hours a week 12 hours at work next 12 on call for 28 days at a stretch. even longer if you cant get off on time or your replacement doesn't turn up.

That is easiest to replace the stained ones

Basketball your right an obsession it is the national sport after hakensac keep the bean bag in the air which nobody plays. but as has been mentioned before there are some football pitch's popping up and teams forming so it might start to get better coverage down here.

Scottish Wife beater your right should have known better and got Spitfire Ale in

Whats with the Bear ? Ramirez will only score in Newcastle late on in the evening as he wont be playing on the pitch

I rented mine out and every time the tennents changed you could guarantee there would be a large bill for redecoration and repair of the kitchen because as Winchester states renters do not look after other peoples property. How often have you rented a hire car got it on the motorway and thrashed it ?

got bit to death (nearly) by the plague of ladybirds at Lepe beach?

Bet you take the corpse first

Philippine cable tv has even stopped ESPN which had some games on cant even find a feed for this weeks Champions league down here.

I dont think you can argue with Alpines logic in this case