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Absolutely, if we don’t make it it’s Brexit’s fault

But but but Andrew Neil’s hit piece. Comments @hypochondriac? https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-have-third-strongest-g7-growth-2025-imf-forecasts-2025-01-17/

Look on the bright side, at least we got 3 points in the half-time table

Wow

Tbf Utd look so shit and giving us so much space

We get referred to as ‘bottom club Southampton’ more that ‘Frank Lampard’s Derby’

He is my favourite human being

I have always found they are pretty on it. Last year I owed them a grand and annoyingly online said I owed nothing so they adjusted my code for a year to recoup the £1000. Literally wanted to pay and couldn’t.

Do you moonlight as a male prostitute?

I have just woken up from a nap in my council van. Just sprayed ‘Tories Out’ on a wall. Now back to base for a tea break

Subjective

Just him was it?

You know the thing that defines someone’s character doesn’t matter? Hitler got the trains running on time and that’s all I care about

Really thought we were rid of this attention seeking cunt but no he was was full of shit of course

I’m confident I could beat the shit out of both of them at same time in the pre-match pub

Remind me what wars he has ended?

So if someone said it was ‘well documented’ that I am an Islamophobe I could sue for libel?

Just after offering everyone out in the local Spoons

Anyone else falling for something similar? It was fun while it lasted with Angelina Jolie. What most people don’t know was she is skint and needed me to send her some money AI Brad Pitt dupes French woman out of €830,000 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgnz8rw1xgo

Suggest AirpodPros. Music is unforgivable and would give me a Michael Douglas Falling Down moment

The art of being a decent troll that gets bait is to show some degree of subtlety

In other words be a weak as piss leader and show no loyalty to his team?

Decent hosts https://news.sky.com/story/new-presenters-of-bbcs-match-of-the-day-announced-13288541 Kelly Cates scrubs up well for 49!

Starmer can’t believe his luck having to face Badenoch. She is so stilted and you can see his confidence and comfort swatting back her attacks that never land. She really is just not a public speaker. And laughable she is trying to make that pacific island thing an issue. Stop listening to the morons in your party and try and seem credible opposition.

Inflation is plummeting you ungrateful bastards