whelk

Maybe that was his appeal? So fucking ugly he appealed to other ugly fuckers

Safe to say he has no answer

Yeah she wants to fuck you. Have fun

And no way Johnson wants this resolved. Another red meat battle where he can pull out all his quips. If MPs took the lead and took a 5% pay cut i might have more respect for this ‘just fuels inflation’ line

Could probably add this in the small things that annoy thread but strikes are meant to have an impact. Why the fuck do people not get this? Yeah no trains between Yeovil and Salisbury between 1am and 6 am. That will get our grievances aired. So ministers bemoaning that this impacts people. Err yeah it will!

Cheers @CB Fry I have search for #SaintsFC saved. Fck all about saints all NFFC fans. Weird. Although the boast that Crossley was only keeper to save Le Tiss pen was fair.

Who are you to say what morality is?

Sorry mate you deserve explanations. Too dense to grasp many things it seems and I know your little peepee tingles when you get your God thing going

If it is wasn’t for religion the world would be one big Woodstock with everyone loving each other

The BBC weatherman just said ‘cheeky’ in context that annoyed someone earlier

I’m a cunt and Farage is definitely a cunt but not sure he deserves to die for his views

Obsessed by homosexuality and religion.

What’s with all the Nottingham Forest stuff on Twitter?

Just seen news showing him in Ukraine - is his hair getting worse? Joke of a man. Vain cunt

Well done. You’ve uncovered Starmer as a communist. Clever old floating voter

Who would have sex with one of those boil ridden fuckers? And that couple masturbating 6ft apart aren’t even looking at each other. Must be married!

I can imagine you love it when people tell you they are super excited?

Didn’t have time. Too busy putting on many layers of thick clothing before I go on my hillside run at noon with just a bottle of whisky to keep me hydrated

Do you listen to Football Cliches podcast? I put this one up there with ‘for my sins’

What is noticeable is how they never say wear a hat with corks hanging from it to keep the flies away. And not once seen climb into a Sainsbury’s freezer

No

Clear some twat had a hard-on for a public schoolboy. Ooooh the charisma

Who is trying to win anyone round? Even the thick Brexit voters aren’t that stupid to see they have fuck all benefit and clowns in charge don’t even understand how to sort.

Media issuing tips for what to do in hot weather. What? I shouldn’t stay in sun all day and not drink any water? Cheers

Not a fan of many of the shadow cabinet but Yvette Cooper immensely more equipped than her counterpart. This is very good