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whelk

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  1. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Cheeky fucker, I feel young compared to amount of old duffers on here.
  2. whelk

    Coronavirus

    I think I have been marked as Alpha and chosen to be one of the few Bill wants to keep alive when you lot all disintegrate. They just give us something neutral. So long suckers!
  3. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Me and missus have had no reaction which doesn’t seem norm. Unsure if I had COVID early on but take it as a good sign of health that I can fight effortlessly whatever goes in my arm.
  4. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Can report still going strong at mo. Hoping I can message my boss to say I will be sleeping this afternoon but can’t do it with clear conscience
  5. 3-0 we are incredibly shite at the moment. Ok maybe 1-2 if they start Benteke
  6. Would you rather we still had £5m and no Livramento?
  7. Happy Christmas MLG
  8. whelk

    Coronavirus

    I’d kill myself if I got a ‘like’ from SalmonSi. Maybe you two pricks should meet up for a drink?
  9. whelk

    Coronavirus

    If only the fucking civil servants got off their fucking pelotons and worked as hard as MPs. I hate the fat cunt more everyday and didn’t even see his briefing.
  10. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Had mine today- Pfizer. No side effects and well run. Two queues, those of us that had appointments and another for walk-ins.
  11. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Fucking hell mate. If I presented data like that I’d be sacked. 3 bullet points and a graphic that I understand will suffice.
  12. Drop JWP please
  13. If I was Newcastle fan I’d genuinely be quite looking forward to relegation. Not the financial ruin many clubs fear and will have cracking season next year with guaranteed promotion
  14. whelk

    Formula One

    With one having a chance to change tyres. There are more diehard fans than me but disgrace IMO and staged. Whole thing actually gets on my tits as glorified trade show. Lewis very dignified
  15. Started thread in lounge on F1 farce.
  16. Never a penalty to Leicester. Comical but hey helps us.
  17. whelk

    Formula One

    What a load of bollocks that safety car rule is
  18. whelk

    Anyone a vegan?

    Makes me laugh when people promote plant based burgers that are actual ultra processed food so not very good for you. Make your own burgers with mince. And yes fish, fruit, vegetables and nuts. Bleeding obvious really.
  19. whelk

    Coronavirus

    So sorry to hear your sad news mate.
  20. Some are more hardy and have resilient mindset. At risk of showing too much machismo myself I really don’t worry about covid. Fit and healthy as are all my family and rarely get ill and haven’t missed a day’s work for years. I hate wearing a mask and but clearly there is a serious risk to many hence I took offer of jab. It is the twats that genuinely think there is something more sinister at play like brainwashed cult fodder yet ironically they feed off that they are the free thinkers. The fact they take up the majority of hospital beds highlights their folly.
  21. whelk

    Coronavirus

    He is risen!
  22. whelk

    Coronavirus

    I will miss your posts mate as you slide into the night. RIP and thoughts and prayers and all that
  23. Yeah brings me great joy seeing thick cunts having no fun.
  24. Absolutely happy to leave you alone and don’t agree with mandating vaccines but also don’t cry when we don’t allow you out to have fun or travel on a plane. And if you get seriously ill I’d love you to get sent the bill
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