whelk

Need to flick over to Pompey final but don’t want to miss Warnock’s interview

Pompey have some real chav looking players. Fouling cnts too

Commentator: it’s attack against defence. Pompey getting completely outplayed

What when they notice the supermarkets are still full of straight bananas only?

I’m so relaxed don’t mind Cardiff win. They survive this year they will go next.

Chilled out occasion as always

Not seen anything to indicate he is PL standard unfortunately.

We were 20/1 to go down before that win. Don’t worry about permutations

And v unlucky in the other one and good performance

Some stat Kyle Walker is the only outfield Man City player *NOT* to have a shot at Craven Cottage so far. It's not even half-time. https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/1111978957270933515/photo/1

City are enjoying this. Can not recall watching a more one sided match. Somehow only 0-1

Needs to implement maximum of one w@nk before a game. Ruddock swears by it.

Fcking joke. Started to like the deal just to get something through.

You quite delight in showing everything is phoney and insincere don’t you? Is it an obsession?

Pr1ck

Really hope they reduce the number of teams in the league, scrap the cups so we can all have a longer mid season break. It’s what we all want.

A nurse who seems cheery. Don’t want mugs like her in our country. I want some well dressed cnt who doesn’t smile treating me when I’m knifed by one of these kids which is inevitable so I hear.

Does Corbyn get worse by the day?

They are quite forgettable anyway, what will actually work?

I cannot recall names of one of these killers. Michael Ryan is only one. Can’t remember the Dunblane fcker. NZ PM seems decent but token gesture really but get the sentiment

Luckiest team in the league Brighton. On borrowed time in PL and we should comfortably win. 1-1

You know how decisions in PL are made right? Nothing in changing on number of teams let alone near future,

“If you’re thinking of staying up with 5 or 6 wins...” It’s only you mate who has this preposterous theory. Give it up. “How many more points will Cardiff pick up?” how about don’t assume zero eh.

Would be nice if Millwall keeper becomes hero saving some pens

No he got a message from the cabal central control telling him to give it. It’s all planned