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Some stat Kyle Walker is the only outfield Man City player *NOT* to have a shot at Craven Cottage so far. It's not even half-time. https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/1111978957270933515/photo/1

City are enjoying this. Can not recall watching a more one sided match. Somehow only 0-1

Needs to implement maximum of one w@nk before a game. Ruddock swears by it.

Fcking joke. Started to like the deal just to get something through.

You quite delight in showing everything is phoney and insincere don’t you? Is it an obsession?

Pr1ck

Really hope they reduce the number of teams in the league, scrap the cups so we can all have a longer mid season break. It’s what we all want.

A nurse who seems cheery. Don’t want mugs like her in our country. I want some well dressed cnt who doesn’t smile treating me when I’m knifed by one of these kids which is inevitable so I hear.

Does Corbyn get worse by the day?

They are quite forgettable anyway, what will actually work?

I cannot recall names of one of these killers. Michael Ryan is only one. Can’t remember the Dunblane fcker. NZ PM seems decent but token gesture really but get the sentiment

Luckiest team in the league Brighton. On borrowed time in PL and we should comfortably win. 1-1

You know how decisions in PL are made right? Nothing in changing on number of teams let alone near future,

“If you’re thinking of staying up with 5 or 6 wins...” It’s only you mate who has this preposterous theory. Give it up. “How many more points will Cardiff pick up?” how about don’t assume zero eh.

Would be nice if Millwall keeper becomes hero saving some pens

No he got a message from the cabal central control telling him to give it. It’s all planned

Millwall keeper - oh dear

The ‘nothing to play for’ is a myth though. Teams relax and play well sometimes more than when more on it and play far worse. Need Fulham’s goal difference to be hit as breathing down our necks

Play your joker and replay on one game to scrub the original result. Probably not that interesting as got to be Fulham away or one of Cardiff games.

Great analogy. Almost identical

Being sh1t is one thing. Lol at all the stupid cnts who think it is a secret organised conspiracy. Falls down with Burnley’s goal against Liverpool.

You believe that bs?

More hysteria. Illuminati no doubt. We didn’t land on the moon either right?

I thought it was a pen initially. For the offside how is he meant to overrule lino who hasn’t given it when slowed down and frozen shows a few inches offside? Comical how everyone thinks it so easy to get right

Decent results there. Portsmouth the exception.