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Sort of 3 out of 4

Always ready sunshine. Sweet you remember. Were you the one bemoaning lack of singing but at same time say you never attend?

Wait til he does well at Villa and no doubt everyone will be saying we sold cheap

Well use it on Che Adams FFS

Why’s he not in EPL Fantasy Football? It is tradition that I have blind faith in our new signings Boufal, Elynoussi as always bring fantastic returns

Many would say there is fck all wrong with it. I expect many more will tune into Tuesday’s semi final than any L1 game. Tbh this WC has made me embrace it more and probably because of so many wannabe alphas having a go at it. That said so much annoying patronising reporting and punditry around it.

Such altruism

I wonder how many of the stupid fcks that work there voted Brexit. Don’t worry Farage will look after you

You are an irritating old fcker but with you on this. They are being tw ats

I’ve ticked off watching a game in most of the iconic European stadia. Never imagined that one would have been actually watching Saints. Great trip apart from inadvertently ordering a veggie burger.

Wonder what the bookies do if you just wrote £10 on last goal scorer being Adama Traore. Do you get both of them?

Dethrones Messi on one stat

Benitez leaving Newcastle is good news

A little bit too obsessed with the rape angle.

Dirty cnts

Elbows to the face and spitting from Cameroon.

Top skills being told something and retaining the information. Well done Cambridge

People when parallel parking move into the next space and they way more room so ineffect taking two spaces as space they leave is useless as no one can ever get into

Fat people who breathe noisily

London Calling, Rock the Kasbah and Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash

Afghanistan will probably be all out for 97. Good effort though.

Quite similar to a US Marine going into Fallujah, Mosul or similar. Got to expect to be roughed up when uninvited.

Just get him in please.

Even Maggie’s?

Tell me you don’t fancy this real woman?