whelk

Yeah there were never sh1t games in the past - it’s all the big 6’s fault

Kenedy first player in PL for many a moon not to have complete a pass in the first half

Fulham 11/1 to beat Spurs. Don’t expect they will but seems value that

This fly on the wall Man City doc on Amazon looks good. Pep seems mental. Let’s just say he has a different style to Peter Reid and Barry Fry

Low I would have thought so likely to get one

Yes but a while back and remember little other than staying in middle of red light area.

He’s been dogged by bad luck and some howling decisions

Fck me batman are you a PA?

Preeeemyeah

What was it like playing with salah and fans that know their football and are v funny as well?

I thought it was engine oil

My question would be Hello my name is whelk Can we have more free ice cream please? The flake was very welcome and somewhat unexpected bonus.

WTF. Why have they switched from the viewer friendly time of 3.15 am?

I thought it was just me and the missus that fantasised about being so rich you food shopped at M & S

hope it has a glass player tunnel so you can eat your truffles while watching the players play with themselves?

Quite funny how many sad sacks see themselves as the forum cool kids.

Lol

The pious BBC news piece about cricket recovering from the shame. Will it’s reputation recover? Fck me Stokes seems a hard bastard if he sparked two people out cold. Surprised he wasn’t done though

Or even driving over whilst thinking about somebody else’s business.

For the record I have bottled cider - Somersby I think and nothing t9 write home about. There are 6 of us so one leaves early to avoid queues. Rest leave at whistle and turn up to beer. So I may miss 15 to 20 mins assuming I get them in 3 or 4 times a season. I don’t get why people would queue either because obviously you need time to drink it so no point getting served minutes before the second half.

Incontinence pants save loads of time

I can just imagine LD and his real ale bores bemoaning the lack of ‘Monk’s Foreskin’ everywhere they go. Probably doing monty python impersonations as they mock all the lager drinkers.

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It clearly bothers you a lot. Is this going to be the final nail.....last year of buying a ST as football is no longer viewed by purists and some even oddly want a beer with their mates?

Exactly and even worse that they took time to communicate that they were going to improve it yet anecdotally it seems it was worse than ever yesterday.