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I thought Koeman's answer to the question about Pelle in the press conference was excellent. Worth a listen if you haven't already.

Unfortunately I can't do that week anyway.

Bear definitely doesn't make the most of the commercial opportunities given the amount of man-love for him on this site. If it were me, I'd be thinking - pay per view sex tape in supermarket aisle.

HAHAHAHA!

Ah yeah, but the fact you respond to me is the giveaway. You need to be more like Turkish or CB Fry who just ignore me no matter how often I try and bait them

Do Hypo and Verbal get on? I can't remember. I hope not. A thread summarising different allegiances would be very helpful.

Oh no, I'm only kidding! You better come!

BBB, you have a very active imagination. I wouldn't want to stifle it, by introducing reality into it. M*nge was the word. He was able to quote (repeatedly on request) the full shout that guy did at Eva. I was really impressed!

OMG. Verbal on The Muppet show? This really is a clash of cultures.

Aw, Bucks. Knew I could rely on your loyalty, unlike that Goatboy. You're the only one that wasn't horrified when you met me in real life, and never judged me just because I don't look as hot as my avatar. BIG LOVE.

You're so boring when you're v.business ! Sort it out!!

Jonny, it's not size that matters, but what you do with it.

Oh man. I can't compete with that! Next you'll have Halo, Jonnyboy, Bear, BBB, and Saint in Winchester, with Goatboy, making lewd jokes at you and following you around, with UJ and Hypo sniping on the sidelines. And I'll be sat here on my lonesome. Bucks wouldn't desert me though. Would you Bucks?

You need to get an avatar like mine! Guaranteed to increase popularity no matter how you look in the real world!

I don't know what he sees in you...you fanny!

That was great! Hypo, you need to do more threads like that one. Not the usual boring moany stuff you post! I'm seeing Hypes in a whole new light now. Definitely Premier League.

TMS is not what it was. Only one person responded to my joke, while everyone else got into a hissyfit about Hypo. What would I do without you, GB?

God Hypo. You're so predictable! At least the girlfriend invention made you sound slightly more interesting for a nanosecond. But no. Why not try and entertain us for a day, rather than constantly putting a downer on everyone?

Jonnyboy, it's the quirky people that make this forum interesting. Not the dull call me Dave brigade.

Thanks Pap, nice to be appreciated for more than just my avatar.

Thanks, KRG. Nice to be appreciated for more than just my avatar.

My general life war tactic is to be more popular than your opponent. Which turns out to be quite easy when you're a female on a football forum. Though as UJ advised me, that is solely down to my avatar image, not my wonderful personality.

I'm not sure it would be half as entertaining without UJ there. We can pick an alternative date if anyone wants to come up with suggestions?

Oh Hypo. Have you no sense of humour?

I'd sit you on my knee, pat your head and stroke you a lot. I love doggies!