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Tuesday 19th May seemed the next best date everyone could do...

Whenever I hear this beautiful music, I shall now always think of Bear, humping.

Thanks, Potato Balls. (Sorry about your job).

I wouldn't pick on Jonnyboy if I were you.... I'd put money on Jonnyboy in any scrap...

LOL!

I admit this might be my fault, but I'm worried The Muppet Show might have become a bit bland. And a bit safe. Dare I say it - boring. What can be done about it?!

I'm just not sure I can put CB Fry on there. I have a confused relationship with the great man. I will never forget his response to my first ever post on Saintsweb which was to bark something angry at me (I'd foolishly said something negative about 'the media') and deep down I'm not sure I've ever recovered from the experience. But on the other hand I kind of respect his consistently grouchy demeanour, and always get a thrill when a little joke pops to the surface. So I feel better to leave him off the list rather than belittle him with mid table obscurity.

Ale shandy? You're kidding me - that is my special weapon. Only way I can cope with back to back mid-week drinking. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'd be more embarrassed by the Fosters if I were you...

You're not sexist! If you were sexist, I wouldn't find it quite so funny hearing you say '*****'! You're definitely in the make me laugh category!

Excuses excuses. Tsk tsk. We'll let you off this time, Shurlock, but won't be so forgiving next time.............

Just kidding!

Basically, you either have to pee me off by being either sexist, or by mocking any request for a Saintsweb meet up. Or you need flirt/back me up in any argument/agree with my point of view/give me a cutesy pet name/be super intelligent/tell crude jokes that make me laugh/tell me you'd like to see me in a gimp mask/stand up to Turkish/be really knowledgable and positive about SaintsFC. Any of the above usually works. I'm easy pleased.

Aw, you're so cute when you swear! xx

Nooooooo!!!!!! Don't do it Bear! Don't ruin your anonymity! It will never be the same again!

You are definitely not part of the clique any more. Remember you said you'd PM me all the insider info, and then never did? I don't need it any more! So ha!

I very much enjoyed the insider info on multiple posters. I feel I'm part of the clique now. I admit I may have described several posters as "c*cks" but I think that was just the beer talking, because I love everyone really.

Unbelievable Jeff had a hard enough time fighting his own corner...

No, but Bearsy genuinely never gets nasty or annoyed with people on here. I admire that and am certainly no angel in that respect.

I've got no idea. Calling Saint Mikey! What did you do?! The list isn't perfect by any stretch, I must admit. To be honest, since finding out Griffo is 16 and gets unconscious on Fosters knat ****, I kind of feel much more motherly towards him.

Yeah that might do it.

I was impressed by the fact you never dislike anyone. That level of niceness deserved rewarding.

I can't even remember, but it must have been significant. To be honest, I can't even remember what you did to be so low down. Which is why I need the list.

No worries KRG! We were all sad not to see you though.

Don't call me Dave.

I'm not sure if I'm fully understanding his post or not, but I think he's saying he's reconsidering whether to renew his season ticket based on our performance this year. Glad I'm not a season ticket saleswomen. Tough crowd.