Goatboy

French countryside for me. I think Bear is more Kavos than Calvados.

I like the coy one in the middle pretending not to watch.

When you're staked out in the paddock, grass is your friend.

He hunts on the left He hunts on the right Maya Yoshida Kills dolphins on sight.

Not when they find out what I want. Cleanliness is no distraction.

I've never had that but can taste it anyway. I think I've just done a little sick in my mouth.

Have to have a shout for Amsterdam too. I've been going for over 20 years and will probably never stop. And no, it's not for the ho's.

Prague. Pork knuckle beer fitties.

I like to daub them with maple syrup and fill my mouth. Buttery chin mmmmm.

And little pancakes? I like them. And spicy bonnets.

Will shortbread and single malt go up?

Would you want him looking at you?

Lallana should only be on the banner if he can out moustache current memebers.

I would say an offside error occurs more frequently than a ball over the line error and goal line technology was given the green light.

The main difference as I see it though Whitey is that a tv replay can stop the offside line at exactly the point that the ball is played forward. Unless the lino has the swivel eyes of Saint Richmond it will be impossible to achieve this in real time.

So do the eyes and brain.

I wish Sepp would review his decision to stand for election again.

Makes me miss pre-season:( Wilshere is still dogsh*t though.

LOL. Only just noticed Henderson is playing.

Wilshere is dogsh*t.

Cool idea. We should also have a league table for Refs so we can statistically determine the biggest bellends. Top of the wrongers should be placed in goal butt naked at the end of the season, and all the players who feel hard done by should have 5 free shots a them with one of those really stingy five-a-side balls. Oh, and Sepp Blatter is a galloping pr*ck.

Don't start on The9 Bletch, he'll get all Newport on your ass.

Babysat a 10 yr old lad once and drove him home with RATM blaring out. When I dropped him off he was still yelling: "F*ck you I won't do what you tell me!" So proud.