Plastic

Good work mané!

Good call

COYR

Think this will be a tin hat job. They are strong through the middle so 4-3-3 should hopefully keep it tight, and provide them with less opportunity. Still think Vic will be key if he plays well! Eek!

Changing my prediction to 0-4. John terry hat trick and og by Forster Actually no I'll stick with 2-1

How to bone his mrs

Being a porn star is all very well, but if she wants to bag a husband she'll need to learn how to cook a roast dinner. Preferably needs to be ready for when he gets home from the game.

Partly, also just feeling quite optimistic today, nice and sunny innit?

I'm changing my prediction to a home win. 2-1. Mané & Vic to score. Probably Costa at the other end.

This dude looks familiar but I'd say more concerned than happy? Also looks like he wet himself! Hope he isn't being exploited :(

Fanny

Make him stop saying things like 'Liverpool won, that's us foøked then...' It's very annoying and bèllendish!

Yes word cloud thing for bletch. Don't know what category it fits into but man deserves a sherry for that.

They totally outplayed us for most of the home game last year, and they look a far better side now. Lots of pace through the centre and very confident. Vic will be the key man, really hope he has a good game!

This guy knows his stuff, except for the crossing part.

Great, dominant performance, only slightly diminished by the nervous last 5 mins. Mané MoM.

Done

Pretty silly to allow this pressure considering we have been in complete control for 85 minutes.

Bastards :/

Great move, ended by a poor foul.

Lol, that's absolutely terrible! At least you got a Santa hat!

Vic with a 30 yard pinpoint pass. Who knew?

3 mo fo

Lots of lovely unhurried build up play from Pelle. He could become the new Ricky

Great goal.